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{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands unto his majesty, King Krabs. (Deleted Scene) Oh! One more thing. On thy way back, be most sure that ye destroy the Yellow Square and his fellowship of fools! ''[Evil laughter then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}} | {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands unto his majesty, King Krabs. (Deleted Scene) Oh! One more thing. On thy way back, be most sure that ye destroy the Yellow Square and his fellowship of fools! ''[Evil laughter then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}} | ||
{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt! Who goes there?}} | {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt! Who goes there?}} | ||
{{L|Squidly|Doth mine eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight! ♪Oh, dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some... cheese! ''[cow moos]''}} | {{L|Squidly|Doth mine eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight! ♪Oh, dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some... cheese!♪♪ ''[cow moos]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark Knight?}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark Knight?}} | ||
{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}} | {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Do you hear that, Patrick? I told you see zings like a squir... Whoa! ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy! But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight, but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again, but the Dark Knight pins him against the rock]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you hear that, Patrick? I told you see zings like a squir... Whoa! ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy! But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight, but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again, but the Dark Knight pins him against the rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rubdown? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... (Deleted Scene) Let me meet my end as bravely as I have lived my life! Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}} | {{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rubdown? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... (Deleted Scene) Let me meet my end as bravely as I have lived my life! Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for eyes as dead]'' Uh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy...? Huh? What?''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working! Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for her eyes as dead]'' Uh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy...? Huh? What?''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working! Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}} | ||
{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me, kind and noble sponge. And to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you in your quest to defeat Planktonimor and learn a trifle of that karate.}} | {{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me, kind and noble sponge. And to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you in your quest to defeat Planktonimor and learn a trifle of that karate.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! Whah! Cha-cha! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! Whah! Cha-cha! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}} |
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