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{{L|''[It's Squid's Off by One day, Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes but realizes | {{L|''[It's Squid's Off by One day, Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes but realizes it's a sour note and he keeps hitting it. The sound is coming form SpongeBob hitting a bell]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cut to Squidward driving to work. Zoom in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don’t Ask Me About My Day." Squidward walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cut to Squidward driving to work. Zoom in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don’t Ask Me About My Day." Squidward walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a scrubber. He scrubs his face and gets it scrambled. He laughs]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a scrubber. He scrubs his face and gets it scrambled. He laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we’re having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad’s got a surprise for you.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we’re having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad’s got a surprise for you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-da! ''[zoom in to show its a picture of a heart with | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-da! ''[zoom in to show its a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]'' }} | ||
{{L|Squidward|"I heart you..."}} | {{L|Squidward|"I heart you..."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It’s got you written all over it. ''[laughs]''. ''[Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It’s got you written all over it. ''[laughs]''. ''[Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}} | {{L|Squidward|Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present your brotherhood gift.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present your brotherhood gift.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I’ll buy the little twerp a | {{L|Squidward|I’ll buy the little twerp a gum ball.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, no, no, no, lad; you know the rules—you have to make the gift.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, no, no, no, lad; you know the rules—you have to make the gift.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I’m making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I’m making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}} | {{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}} | ||
{{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | {{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, if it’ll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[Squidward gives the pirate the money. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I’ll be returning to my life now.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, if it’ll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[Squidward gives the pirate the money. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I’ll be returning to my life now.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. ''[about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion]'' So, you tried to kill me over a little new aged management, eh?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. ''[about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion]'' So, you tried to kill me over a little new aged management, eh?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs office]''}} | {{L|Squidward|But Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs office]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Great. Uh, let me see it. ''[looks at the list]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Great. Uh, let me see it. ''[looks at the list]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The things that are extra fun, I’ve written in red.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The things that are extra fun, I’ve written in red.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Every thing’s in red.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We’d better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.}} | {{L|Squidward|We’d better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Then let’s roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward—looks like they’re gonna replace you.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Then let’s roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward—looks like they’re gonna replace you.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let’s take a look at that list.}}{{Template:L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at | {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let’s take a look at that list.}}{{Template:L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey Frank. ''[montage ends]'' | {{L|Squidward|Hey Frank. ''[montage ends]'';Glad that’s over.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good, cause we’re onto our next activity.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good, cause we’re onto our next activity.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | {{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]'' }} | {{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]'' }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let’s start again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let’s start again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three.... ''[an explosion is | {{L|Squidward|Five... four... three.... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one...Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but it knocks it down on top of Squidward this time. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]'' }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?}} | {{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The one I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks and I didn’t know it was a bomb and you ate it...that pie.}} | {{L|Squidward|The one I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks and I didn’t know it was a bomb and you ate it...that pie.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat. ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[pie flies into | {{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat. ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb]'' }} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ouch.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ouch.}} | ||
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