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{{L|Squidward|To go home?}} | {{L|Squidward|To go home?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy! ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer. He scrubs his face and gets it scrambled. He laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad's got a surprise for ye.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad's got a surprise for ye.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-da | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-da! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|"I ♥ you..."}} | {{L|Squidward|"I ♥ you..."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It's got you written all over it. ''[laughs as Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It's got you written all over it. ''[laughs as Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.}} | {{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward looks like they're gonna replace you.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm going to show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm going to show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're going to be wearing a salmon suit?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're going to be wearing a salmon suit?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at Squidward. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | {{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[pretends to laugh]'' Oh, yeah... ''[SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backwards]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates the beeping of a back up alarm]'' Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. SpongeBob checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their faces. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates the beeping of a back up alarm]'' Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. SpongeBob checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their faces. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop | {{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop! See? that's what it would be like if you had me for a face.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| ''[muffled]'' I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}} | {{L|Squidward| ''[muffled]'' I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that?}} | {{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Sunset? ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Sunset? ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs. Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.}} | {{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Explosions... I mean, erosion.}} | {{L|Squidward|Explosions... I mean, erosion.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five! You do the rest, buddy!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one | {{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one!''[nothing happens]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early! Let's start again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[he sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[he sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | {{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie | {{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie? I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat!'' [walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops ''[pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb, which is a clip of test Baker, just offshore from Bikini Island]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | ||
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