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-{{EpisodeTr/24a}}{{L|''[One day, Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes, but realizes it's a sour note and he keeps hitting it. The sound is coming from SpongeBob hitting a bell]''}}
+{{EpisodeTr/24a}}
+{{L|''[One day, Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes but realizes it's a sour note and he keeps hitting it. The sound is coming from SpongeBob hitting a bell]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward! ''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cuts to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey, Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward. ''[Raises his eyebrows; Squidward sticks out his tongue]'' So, are you ready?}}
 {{L|Squidward|To go home?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy! ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer. He scrubs his face and gets it scrambled. He laughs]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy. ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer. He scrubs his face and gets it scrambled. He laughs]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad's got a surprise for ye.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-da! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah. ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|"I ♥ you..."}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It's got you written all over it. ''[laughs as Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size. ''[Squidward gets the sweater over his head]'' Do you love it?}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob's face; SpongeBob sniffles]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present your brotherhood gift.}}
 {{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a gum ball.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, no, no, no, lad. You know the rules; you have to make the gift.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the front door]'' The only thing I'm making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I'm making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears. ''[sniffs. Squidward sighs and walks towards the kitchen]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew you'd come around, boy. Make something nice.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|And that's what happened.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars? A bomb?}}
-{{L|Squidward & Mr. Krabs|''[loudly]'' IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?! ''[both run back into the office, but the pie is not there]''}}
+{{L|Squidward & Mr. Krabs|''[loudly]'' IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?! ''[both run back into the office but the pie is not there]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it.}}
 {{L|Squidward|It's not there.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, guys. ''[licks his fingers then rubs his belly]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward. ''[sings]'' La, la, lalalalalala. ''[skips out]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey guys. ''[licks his fingers then rubs his belly]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward. ''[sings]'' La, la, lalalalalala. ''[skips out]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Kill him? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}}
 {{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward looks like they're gonna replace you.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward—looks like they're gonna replace you.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[montage ends]'' Glad that's over.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Good, ‘cause we're on to our next activity.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Good, cause we're onto our next activity.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Which is...?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm going to show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're going to be wearing a salmon suit?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at Squidward. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one Squidward. ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at Squidward. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey Squid, knock-knock.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Who's there?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[pretends to laugh]'' Oh, yeah... ''[SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backwards]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[laughs weakly]'' Oh, yeah... ''[SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backwards]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates the beeping of a back up alarm]'' Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. SpongeBob checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their faces. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates the beeping of a back up alarm]'' Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. SpongeBob checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their face. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop! See? that's what it would be like if you had me for a face.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it would be like if you had me for a face.}}
-{{L|Squidward| ''[muffled]'' I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}}
+{{L|Squidward| [''muffled''] I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Who is the doctor here? ''[heart squirts blood. SpongeBob checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]'' The last thing on the list is...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Who's the doctor here? ''[heart squirts blood. SpongeBob checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]'' The last thing on the list is...}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[with a bandage over his heart]'' Does it involve more dismemberment?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Watch the sunset with Squidward.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Sunset? ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs. Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}}
-{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.}}
+{{L|Squidward|C'mon buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yeah.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Explosions... I mean, erosion.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five! You do the rest, buddy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one!''[nothing happens]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early! Let's start again.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[he sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book of ideas. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' We should be able to finish by January.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[angrily slaps book away]'' Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to ''explode''!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[slaps book away]'' Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to ''explode''!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob| (confused) You want me to explode?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells in rage]'' GARY!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!!! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Um, okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' GARY!!!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground in frustration]'' THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground]'' THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob| [claps his hands] Oh, good one.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good one.}}
-{{L|Squidward|No! You’re supposed to ''explode'' into a million pieces! ''[he flaps his arms]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[he flaps his arms]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Why would I do that?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Because the pie you ate was a bomb!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}}
-{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}}
+{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie? I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat!'' [walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops ''[pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb, which is a clip of test Baker, just offshore from Bikini Island]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb, which is a clip of test Baker, just offshore from Bikini Island]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}}