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{{EpisodeTr/24a}} | {{EpisodeTr/24a}}{{L|''[In a bad future, Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano on an island (the future version of Bikini Bottom). He hits one of the notes but realizes it's a sour note and he keeps hitting it. The sound is coming from SpongeBob hitting a bell]''}} | ||
{{L|''[In a bad future, Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano on an island (the future version of Bikini Bottom). He hits one of the notes but realizes it's a sour note and he keeps hitting it. The sound is coming from SpongeBob hitting a bell]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward! ''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cuts to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward! ''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cuts to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward. ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here you go."}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward. ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here you go."}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | {{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars? A bomb?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward & Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?! ''[both run back into the office but the pie is not there]''}} | {{L|Squidward & Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?! ''[both run back into the office but the pie is not there]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|You've seen this before?}} | {{L|Squidward|You've seen this before?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eleven times as a matter of fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eleven times as a matter of fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? Eleven times? | {{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? Eleven times? ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the earlier incident]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's going to be love... so much, he's going to drown in it. ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's going to be love... so much, he's going to drown in it. ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward—looks like they're gonna replace you.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward—looks like they're gonna replace you.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[montage ends]'' Glad that's over.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[montage ends]'' Glad that's over.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Sunset? ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Sunset? ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|C'mon buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.}} | {{L|Squidward|C'mon buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Explosions... I mean, erosion.}} | {{L|Squidward|Explosions... I mean, erosion.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' one. Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[he sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[he sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn | {{L|SpongeBob|Um, okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good one.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good one.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | {{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie | {{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb, which is a clip of test Baker, just offshore from Bikini Island]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | ||
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