Dying for Pie/transcript: Difference between revisions
>Happy2432 No edit summary |
>Bfowler46853 No edit summary |
||
| Line 2: | Line 2: | ||
{{L|Dream SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward! ''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cuts to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. He walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | {{L|Dream SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward! ''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cuts to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. He walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward. ''[raises his eyebrows; Squidward sticks out his tongue]'' So, are you ready?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|To go home?}} | {{L|Squidward|To go home?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy! ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy! ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer, then scrubs his face and gets it scrambled and laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad's got a surprise for ye.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad's got a surprise for ye.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah. ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah. ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}} | ||
| Line 15: | Line 15: | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}} | {{L|Squidward|Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present your brotherhood gift.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present your brotherhood gift.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a | {{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, no, no, no, lad. You know the rules; you have to make the gift.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, no, no, no, lad. You know the rules; you have to make the gift.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I'm making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I'm making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}} | ||
| Line 28: | Line 28: | ||
{{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}} | {{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}} | ||
{{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | {{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[gives the pirate the money. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. ''[about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion]'' So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. ''[about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion]'' So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
| Line 34: | Line 34: | ||
{{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | {{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward & Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' In the Krusty Krab?! ''[both run back into the office but the pie is not there]''}} | {{L|Squidward & Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' In the Krusty Krab?! ''[both run back into the office, but the pie is not there]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's not there.}} | {{L|Squidward|It's not there.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey guys. ''[licks his fingers then rubs his tummy]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward. ''[sings]'' La, la, lalalalalala. ''[skips out]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey guys. ''[licks his fingers then rubs his tummy]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward. ''[sings]'' La, la, lalalalalala. ''[skips out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Kill him? ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Kill him? ''[imagines SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Thanks. ''[SpongeBob explodes and pieces of SpongeBob fly everywhere; back to reality]''}} | {{L|Customer|Thanks. ''[SpongeBob explodes and pieces of SpongeBob fly everywhere; back to reality]''}} | ||
| Line 71: | Line 71: | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey Squid, knock-knock.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | {{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
| Line 78: | Line 78: | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it would be like if you had me for a face.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it would be like if you had me for a face.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| [''muffled''] I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}} | {{L|Squidward| [''muffled''] I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that?}} | {{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that? ''[his heart squirts blood]}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Who's the doctor here? ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Who's the doctor here? ''[checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]'' The last thing on the list is...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[with a bandage over his heart]'' Does it involve more dismemberment?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[with a bandage over his heart]'' Does it involve more dismemberment?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Watch the sunset with Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Watch the sunset with Squidward.}} | ||
| Line 95: | Line 95: | ||
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | ||
| Line 105: | Line 105: | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground]'' '''That's not what I meant you barnacle head!'''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground]'' '''That's not what I meant you barnacle head!'''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good one.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good one.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why would I do that?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Why would I do that?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Because the pie you ate was a bomb!}} | {{L|Squidward|Because the pie you ate was a bomb!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | {{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie! ''[Squidward is shocked]'' I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pie...pie... ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie! ''[Squidward is shocked]'' I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[the pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | ||
[[Category:Transcripts]] | [[Category:Transcripts]] | ||
Revision as of 12:22, 9 March 2021
Template:EpisodeTranscriptTemplate:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L