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{{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}}
{{L|Squidward|Now, may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present your brotherhood gift.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present your brotherhood gift.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}}
{{L|Squidward|C'mon buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.}}
{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}}

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