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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew you'd come around, boy. Make something nice.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew you'd come around, boy. Make something nice.}}
{{L|Squidward|Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?}}
{{L|Squidward|Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?}}
{{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}}
{{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uhh.. hi, there. Those homemade pies sure look good.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uhh.. hi, there. Those homemade pies sure look good.}}
{{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.}}
{{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.}}
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{{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}}
{{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}}
{{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}}
{{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[gives the pirate the money. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[Gives the captain the money; the captain runs off happily. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. ''[about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. ''[Grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?}}
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward. ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here you go."}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward. ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here you go."}}
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{{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good one.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good one.}}
{{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}}

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