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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.}} | {{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries | {{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward—looks like they're gonna replace you.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey Squid, knock-knock.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | {{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}} | {{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Underwater sunsets sure are beautiful, eh, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, ''[a brick wall is shown between the two]'' ...and this brick wall that you built between us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, ''[a brick wall is shown between the two]'' ...and this brick wall that you built between us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[laughs nervously]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[laughs nervously]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob laughing and then exploding]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Explosions... I mean, | {{L|Squidward|Explosions... uh, I, I mean, uh... e-erosions.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. Then he hears a burping sound by SpongeBob and says, "huh?"]'' ''[SpongeBob burps again]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles and the bubble explodes]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters angrily]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | {{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... ''that pie!''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie | {{L|SpongeBob|Pie... ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean ''this'' pie! ''[Squidward is shocked]'' I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[the pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion, causing an explosion in Bikini Bottom the size of an atomic bomb]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[now in the destroyed town]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | ||
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