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{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...''that guy!'' ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer, then scrubs his face and gets it scrambled and laughs]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...''that guy!'' ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer, then scrubs his face and gets it scrambled and laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan! Now pay attention! The lad's got a surprise for ye.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of Employee Brotherhood, I present to you a gift | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of Employee Brotherhood, I present to you a gift! ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|"I Heart you..."}} | {{L|Squidward|"I Heart you..."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It's got you written all over it! ''[laughs as Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size | {{L|SpongeBob|I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size! ''[Squidward gets the sweater over his head]'' Do you love it?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two! ''[crying]'' one! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two! ''[crying]'' one! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters angrily]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out! ''[Squidward gets up and mutters angrily]'' Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas! We should be able to finish by January!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[slaps book away] | {{L|Squidward|''[slaps book away]'' Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly] | {{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, good one.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, good one.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... '''''that pie!'''''}} | {{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... '''''that pie!'''''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie... ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean '''''this''''' pie! ''[Squidward is shocked]'' I was saving it in my pocket for us to share | {{L|SpongeBob|Pie... ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean '''''this''''' pie! ''[Squidward is shocked]'' I was saving it in my pocket for us to share! Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[the pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion, causing an explosion in Bikini Bottom the size of an atomic bomb]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[the town is now decimated]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[the town is now decimated]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | ||
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