Dying for Pie/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Squidward|No, no! What we got... we got to call the hospital!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... BOOM.}}
-{{L|Squidward|You've seen this before?!}}
+{{L|Squidward|You've seen this before!?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eleven times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|11 times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? Eleven times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the earlier incident]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' '''''DROWN IN IT!''''' ''[walks out]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling] '''DROWN IN IT!''''' ''[walks out]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[sing-songy]'' Yes?}}
 {{L|Squidward|I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|'''''Part two?''''' ''[bounces up and down]'' '''''Part two, part two, part two, part two'''''... ''[Squidward grabs him]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|'''''Part two?''' [bounces up and down] '''Part two, part two, part two, part two'''''... ''[Squidward grabs him]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Please, don't do that.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What's the part two?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' <big>GARY, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!</big> ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' '''THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNCALE HEAD!!'''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, good one.}}
 {{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}}