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{{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}} | {{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uh... hi, there. Those homemade pies sure look good.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uh... hi, there. Those homemade pies sure look good.}} | ||
{{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a | {{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''}} | ||
{{L|Captain|Wait! ''[jumps down off the ship]'' We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 bucks, please.}} | {{L|Captain|Wait! ''[jumps down off the ship]'' We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 bucks, please.}} | ||
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{{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | {{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[Gives the captain the money; the captain runs off happily. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[Gives the captain the money; the captain runs off happily. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[Grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[Grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, ya tried to kill me over a little new-age management, eh?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow, a pie, ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' it's from Squidward! ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here ya go."}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow, a pie, ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' it's from Squidward! ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here ya go."}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling] | {{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling] Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sing-songy]'' Yes?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sing-songy]'' Yes?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.}} | {{L|Squidward|I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Part two? ''[bounces up and down]'' Part two, part two, part two, part two... ''[Squidward grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Please, don't do that.}} | {{L|Squidward|Please, don't do that.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's the part two?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's the part two?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace ya.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace ya.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I wanna do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I wanna show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[montage ends]'' Glad that's over.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[montage ends]'' Glad that's over.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | {{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | {{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' ' | {{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, good one.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, good one.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No! You were supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Because the pie you ate was a bomb!}} | {{L|Squidward|Because the pie you ate was a bomb!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... | {{L|Squidward|The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... that pie!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie... ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean | {{L|SpongeBob|Pie... ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean this pie! ''[Squidward is shocked]'' I was saving it in my pocket for us to share! Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[the pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion, causing an explosion in Bikini Bottom the size of an atomic bomb]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[the town is now decimated]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[the town is now decimated]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}} | ||
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