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{{L|''[Squidward | {{L|''[The episode begins with Dream Squidward, dressed in island clothes, playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes, but it makes a bell sound so he keeps hitting it to double-check. The sound is coming from Dream SpongeBob hitting a bell.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dream SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward! ''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off.]''}} | {{L|Dream SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward! ''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. He puts his Krusty Krab employee hat and retains a tired expression. He walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey, Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey, Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward! ''[raises his eyebrows; Squidward sticks out his tongue]'' So, are ya ready?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward! ''[raises his eyebrows; Squidward sticks out his tongue]'' So, are ya ready?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.}} | {{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, no, no, no, lad. You know the rules; you have to make the gift.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, no, no, no, lad. You know the rules; you have to make the gift.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I'm making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I'm making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob crying with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears... ''[sniffles. Squidward sighs and walks towards the kitchen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears... ''[sniffles. Squidward sighs and walks towards the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew you'd come around, boy. Make something nice.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew you'd come around, boy. Make something nice.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?}} | {{L|Squidward|Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?}} | ||
{{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}} | {{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uh... hi, there. Those homemade pies sure look good.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uh... hi, there. Those, uh, homemade pies sure look good.}} | ||
{{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.}} | {{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[Grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, ya tried to kill me over a little new-age management, eh?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[Grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, ya tried to kill me over a little new-age management, eh?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... WOW! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward! ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here ya go."}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | {{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's not there.}} | {{L|Squidward|It's not there.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey guys. ''[licks his fingers then rubs his tummy]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward. ''[sings]'' La, la, lalalalalala. ''[skips out]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey guys. ''[licks and kisses his fingers five times then rubs his tummy]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward. ''[sings]'' La, la, lalalalalala. ''[skips out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ya had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears... and you kill 'im. How are you gonna live with yourself?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ya had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears... and you kill 'im. How are you gonna live with yourself?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Kill him? ''[imagines SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Kill him? ''[imagines Dream SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir.}} | {{L|Dream SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Thanks. ''[SpongeBob explodes and pieces of | {{L|Dream Customer|Thanks. ''[Dream SpongeBob explodes and pieces of him fly everywhere; back to reality]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Ahh, no, no! What we got... we got to call the hospital!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... BOOM.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... BOOM.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You've seen this before!?}} | {{L|Squidward|You've seen this before!?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|11 times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|11 times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. ''[peeks at SpongeBob cleaning a table while singing happily]'' The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling] Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling] Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.}} | {{L|Squidward|I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Part two? ''[bounces up and down]'' Part two, part two, part two, part two... ''[Squidward grabs him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Part two? ''[bounces up and down]'' Part two, part two, part two, part two... ''[Squidward grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Uh, please, don't do that.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's the part two?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's the part two?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of? ''[SpongeBob takes out a list]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of? ''[SpongeBob takes out a list]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we wanna get through this list before ya die... of anticipation.}} | {{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we wanna get through this list before ya die... of anticipation.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace ya.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out of the Krusty Krab]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace ya.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I wanna do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I wanna do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[One of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I wanna show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[Bubble transition]'' Glad that's over.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | {{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[Bubble transition to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | {{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I AM! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I AM! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see ya later.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see ya later.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}} | {{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the sunset.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Underwater sunsets sure are beautiful, eh, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Underwater sunsets sure are beautiful, eh, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|...Yeah.}} | {{L|Squidward|...Yeah.}} | ||
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