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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[Grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, ya tried to kill me over a little new-age management, eh?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[Grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, ya tried to kill me over a little new-age management, eh?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... Wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward! ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here ya go."}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | {{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward and Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' In the Krusty Krab?! ''[both run back into the office, but the pie is not there]''}} | {{L|Squidward and Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' In the Krusty Krab?! ''[both run back into the office, but the pie is not there]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's not there | {{L|Squidward|It's not there!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey guys | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, guys! ''[licks and kisses his fingers five times then rubs his tummy]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward! ''[sings]'' La-la-la-la-la-la-la... ''[skips out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ya had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears... and you kill 'im. How are you gonna live with yourself?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ya had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears... and you kill 'im. How are you gonna live with yourself?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Kill him? ''[imagines Dream SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Kill him?! ''[imagines Dream SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Dream SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir | {{L|Dream SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir!}} | ||
{{L|Dream Customer|Thanks. ''[Dream SpongeBob explodes and pieces of him fly everywhere; back to reality]''}} | {{L|Dream Customer|Thanks. ''[Dream SpongeBob explodes and pieces of him fly everywhere; back to reality]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Aah! No, no! Well, we got... we got to call the hospital!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... BOOM.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... BOOM.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You've seen this before! | {{L|Squidward|You've seen this before?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|11 times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|11 times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. ''[peeks at SpongeBob cleaning a table while singing happily]'' The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. ''[peeks at SpongeBob cleaning a table while singing happily]'' The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[cries]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling] Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}} | ||
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