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{{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}} | {{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uh... hi, there. Those, uh, homemade pies sure look good.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uh... hi, there. Those, uh, homemade pies sure look good.}} | ||
{{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a bomb | {{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory... they're bombs.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''}} | ||
{{L|Captain|Wait! ''[jumps down off the ship]'' We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 bucks, please.}} | {{L|Captain|Wait! ''[jumps down off the ship]'' We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 bucks, please.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it'd be like if you had me for a face.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it'd be like if you had me for a face.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that? | {{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Who's the doctor here? ''[checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]'' The last thing on the list is...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Who's the doctor here? ''[Squidward's heart squirts blood. SpongeBob checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]'' The last thing on the list is...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[with a bandage over his heart]'' Does it involve more dismemberment?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[with a bandage over his heart]'' Does it involve more dismemberment?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Watch the sunset with Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Watch the sunset with Squidward.}} | ||
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