Dying for Pie/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...''that guy!'' ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer, then scrubs his face and gets it scrambled and laughs]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan! Now pay attention! The lad's got a surprise for ye.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of Employee Brotherhood, I present to you a gift! ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of Employee Brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|"I Heart you..."}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It's got "you" written all over it! ''[laughs as Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|It's not there!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, guys! ''[licks and kisses his fingers five times then rubs his tummy]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward! ''[sings]'' La-la-la-la-la-la-la... ''[skips out]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ya had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears... and you kill 'im. How are you gonna live with yourself?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ya had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears and you kill 'im. How are you gonna live with yourself?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Kill him?! ''[imagines Dream SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}}
 {{L|Dream SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir!}}
 {{L|Dream Customer|Thanks. ''[Dream SpongeBob explodes and pieces of him fly everywhere; back to reality]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Aah! No, no! Well, we got... we got to call the hospital!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Aah! No, no! Well, we got—we got to call the hospital!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine, boom!}}
 {{L|Squidward|You've seen this before?!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|11 times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times?! ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times? ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. ''[peeks at SpongeBob cleaning a table while singing happily]'' The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[cries]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[cries]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note—to—self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two! ''[crying]'' one! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two! ''[crying]'' One! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' What the?! I-I thought you... ''[babbles angrily]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' '''Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert and you are gonna like it!''' ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' '''That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!'''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[claps]'' Ooh, good one.}}
 {{L|Squidward|No! You're supposed to explode into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}}