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{{L|Squidward|To go home...?}}
{{L|Squidward|To go home...?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...''that guy!'' ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer, then scrubs his face and gets it scrambled and laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy! ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer, then scrubs his face and gets it scrambled and laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan! Now pay attention! The lad's got a surprise for ye.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan! Now pay attention! The lad's got a surprise for ye.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of Employee Brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of Employee Brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two! ''[crying]'' One! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' ...two! ''[crying]'' One! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' What the?! I-I thought you... ''[babbles angrily]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' What the?! I-I thought you... ''[babbles angrily]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas! We should be able to finish by January!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas! We should be able to finish by January.}}
{{L|Squidward|Forget the book! ''[slaps the book away]'' I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!}}
{{L|Squidward|Forget the book! ''[slaps the book away]'' I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}}

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