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{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times? ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times? ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. ''[peeks at SpongeBob cleaning a table while singing happily]'' The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. ''[peeks at SpongeBob cleaning a table while singing happily]'' The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[cries]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobbing]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note to self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note to self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[bubble transition to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[bubble transition to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock!}}
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}}
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs weakly]'' Oh, yeah... ''[SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backwards]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs weakly]'' Oh, yeah... ''[SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backwards]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates the beeping of a back up alarm]'' Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. SpongeBob checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their face. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates the beeping of a back up alarm]'' Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. SpongeBob checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their face. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Sunset?! ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Sunset?! ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see ya later.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs weeps and runs off]'' Okay, see ya later.}}
{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}}
{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the sunset.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the sunset.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' ...two! ''[crying]'' One! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' ...two! ''[sobbing]'' One! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' What the?! I-I thought you... ''[babbles angrily]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' What the?! I-I thought you... ''[babbles angrily]''}}

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