Eek, an Urchin!/transcript

(Episode opens at the Krusty Krab)

• Spongebob: (Whistling and flips a Krabby Patty onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts ketchup on it also accidently spilling some on the floor) Oh I've made a mess. And that means...(Takes out a spray and rag)...Cleaning Time! (Sprays himself in the face) MY EYES!!! (The spray bounces away) My spray...(Watches it roll toward the grill) Oh no, it rolled...(The spray rolls under the grill)...beneith the grill! (Runs near the grill) I can do this. (Reaches hand slowly under the dirty grill and pulls out a skull) Nope! (Throws it away then grabs something) Ah ha! Gotcha! (Opens hand to reveal a sea urchin and it starts to walk on his arm) AHHHHHHH!!!!! An urchin! (The urchin crawls around on his face)
• Squidward: Nothing ever happens in this dump...
• Spongebob: (Jumps up) Squid!
• Squidward: Why did I say that?
• Spongebob: (Jumps up) Ward!
• Squidward: (Pulls down curtain on window but then hears the phone ring and answers it) Krusty Krab!
• Spongebob: HEEEELLLPPPP!!!!
• Squidward: (Comes into the kitchen) WHAT!?
• Spongebob: (Running around all the place) AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
• Squidward: (Grabs Spongebob) What are you screaming about!?
• Spongebob: (Jumps on Squidward's head) The urchin! Geh...

(Squidward notices the urchin on his foot and he and Spongebob jump onto the grill with the urchin crawling around on the walls)

• Spongebob and Squidward: MR. KRABS!!!
• Mr. Krabs: (Enters) What's all the ruckus!?
• Spongebob: There's an urchin in the kitchen!
• Mr. Krabs: What're talking about? The Krusty Krab is a standard in fast food cleaniness. An urchin wouldn't dare step hide into this establishment! (Holds up claw and notices the urchin on him) AHHHHHHH!!!! (The urchin jumps off his tongue and then he jumps onto the grill with Spongebob and Squidward. The urchin continues to crawl around making strange noises. The grill then starts to smoke) The grill is still on...isn't it?
• Spongebob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (They all jump into bathroom stalls) Ah...(They all enter the kitchen again to find the urchin running around).
• Spongebob: There it is! (Picks up a bucket) I'll get it! (Smashes the bucket on top of the urchin) I got it! (The urchin pulls him toward a wall and he ends up in the bucket instead then spits out the urchin).
• Mr. Krabs: (Has a broom) Hold it right there! (Smashes the broom on the urchin) Gotcha you prickly pest! (The urchin picks him up and starts to spin him around) WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! (The urchin smashes him around then onto the ground knocking him out).
• Spongebob: Squidward! Don't let it into the dining room! You're our last line of defense!
• Squidward: I'm on it. (Steps to the side allowing the urchin to get into the dining room. The urchin then ends up on a customer's sandwitch and he pours ketchup on it).
• Spongebob: THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! You should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty. (The urchin flies out as the customer takes a bit into the patty).
• Spongebob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs: Phew...

(The urchin crawls to a soda machine where Frank pours the drink and the urchin ends up in it. Frank sucks up the urchin and starts to choke on it but eventually coughs it out. The urchin goes flying around into a lady's fries and she takes one of the urchin's quils and starts to chew on it.)

• Squidward: I think I'm gonna be sick!

(The urchin leaves the fries and starts moving again)

• Spongebob: Phew! That was close! Thank goodness noone noticed the urchin...
• Customers: THE URCHIN!? AHHHHH!!!
• Plankton: (Walking up to the front door) Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! Krabs will never recongize me wearing...(Takes out glasses)...these glasses! (Gets trampled by the screaming customers. Gets up then walks into the Krusty Krab) What in the seahorse is going on around here!?