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{{L|[[SpongeBob]]|''[Whistling and flips a [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts [[ketchup]] on it also accidentally spilling some on the floor)]'' Oh I've made a mess. And that means...''[Takes out a spray and rag]''...Cleaning Time! ''[Sprays himself in the face]'' MY EYES!!! ''[The spray bounces away]'' My spray...''[Watches it roll toward the grill]'' Oh no, it rolled...''[The spray rolls under the grill]''...beneath the grill! ''[Runs near the grill]'' I can do this. ''[Reaches hand slowly under the dirty grill and pulls out a skull]'' Nope! ''[Throws it away then grabs something]'' Ah ha! Gotcha! ''[Opens hand to reveal a sea urchin and it starts to walk on his arm]''AHHHHHHH!!!!! [[Sea Urchins|An urchin]]! ''[The urchin crawls around on his face, SpongeBob closes his eyes]''}} | {{L|[[SpongeBob]]|''[Whistling and flips a [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts [[ketchup]] on it also accidentally spilling some on the floor)]'' Oh, I've made a mess. And that means...''[Takes out a spray and rag]''...Cleaning Time! ''[Sprays himself in the face]'' MY EYES!!! ''[The spray bounces away]'' My spray...''[Watches it roll toward the grill]'' Oh no, it rolled...''[The spray rolls under the grill]''...beneath the grill! ''[Runs near the grill]'' I can do this. ''[Reaches hand slowly under the dirty grill and pulls out a skull]'' Nope! ''[Throws it away then grabs something]'' Ah ha! Gotcha! ''[Opens hand to reveal a sea urchin and it starts to walk on his arm]''AHHHHHHH!!!!! [[Sea Urchins|An urchin]]! ''[The urchin crawls around on his face, SpongeBob closes his eyes]''}} | ||
{{L|[[Squidward]]|Nothing ever happens in this dump...}} | {{L|[[Squidward]]|Nothing ever happens in this dump...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps up]'' Squid!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps up]'' Squid!}} | ||
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{{L|[[Mr. Krabs]]|''[Enters]'' What's all the ruckus!?}} | {{L|[[Mr. Krabs]]|''[Enters]'' What's all the ruckus!?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There's an urchin in the kitchen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There's an urchin in the kitchen!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about? The Krusty Krab is a standard in fast food cleanliness! An urchin wouldn't dare step hide into this establishment. ''[Holds up claw and notices the urchin on him]'' AHHHHHHH!!!! ''[The urchin jumps off his tongue and then he jumps onto the grill with Spongebob and Squidward. The urchin continues to crawl around making strange noises. The grill then starts to smoke]'' The grill is still on...isn't it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr. Krabs|AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ''[They all jump into bathroom stalls, and into the toilets]'' Ah...''[They all enter the kitchen again to find the urchin running around]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr. Krabs|AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ''[They all jump into bathroom stalls, and into the toilets]'' Ah...''[They all enter the kitchen again to find the urchin running around]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There it is! ''[Picks up a bucket]'' I'll get it! ''[Smashes the bucket on top of the urchin]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|There it is! ''[Picks up a bucket]'' I'll get it! ''[Smashes the bucket on top of the urchin]'' Got it! ''[The urchin pulls him toward a wall and he ends up in the bucket instead then spits out the urchin]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has a broom]'' Hold it right there! ''[Smashes the broom on the urchin]'' Gotcha you prickly pest! ''[The urchin picks him up and starts to spin him around]'' WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! ''[The urchin smashes him around then onto the ground knocking him out]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has a broom]'' Hold it right there! ''[Smashes the broom on the urchin]'' Gotcha you prickly pest! ''[The urchin picks him up and starts to spin him around]'' WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! ''[The urchin smashes him around then onto the ground knocking him out]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Don't let it | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Don't let it in the dining room! You're our last line of defense!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'm on it. ''[Steps to the side allowing the urchin to get into the dining room. The urchin then ends up on a [[Frankie Billy|customer]]'s sandwich and he pours ketchup on it]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I'm on it. ''[Steps to the side allowing the urchin to get into the dining room. The urchin then ends up on a [[Frankie Billy|customer]]'s sandwich and he pours ketchup on it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! You should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty. ''[The urchin flies out as the customer takes a bite into the patty]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! You should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty. ''[The urchin flies out as the customer takes a bite into the patty]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I think I'm gonna be sick!}} | {{L|Squidward|I think I'm gonna be sick!}} | ||
{{L|''[The urchin leaves the fries and starts moving again]''}} | {{L|''[The urchin leaves the fries and starts moving again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! That was close! Thank goodness | {{L|SpongeBob|Phew! That was close! Thank goodness no one noticed the urchin...}} | ||
{{L|Customers: URCHIN!? AHHHHH!!!}} | {{L|Customers: URCHIN!? AHHHHH!!!}} | ||
{{L|[[Plankton]]|''[Walking up to the front door]'' Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]! Krabs will never | {{L|[[Plankton]]|''[Walking up to the front door]'' Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]! Krabs will never recognize me wearing...''[Takes out glasses]''...these glasses! ''[Gets trampled by the screaming customers. Gets up then walks into the Krusty Krab]'' What in the seahorse is going on around here!?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!? Ah that's all we need. Beat it ya crook! We have enough pests already!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!? Ah that's all we need. Beat it ya crook! We have enough pests already!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Pests!? What are you talking about? ''[Looks over at the urchin beside him]'' AHHH!!! AN URCHIN!!! ''[Jumps onto SpongeBob's face]'' I HATE those things! This won't do at all. I can't steal the Secret Formula with that | {{L|Plankton|Pests!? What are you talking about? ''[Looks over at the urchin beside him]'' AHHH!!! AN URCHIN!!! ''[Jumps onto SpongeBob's face]'' I HATE those things! This won't do at all. I can't steal the Secret Formula with that varmint running around! ''[Holds out arm]'' I propose a truce Krabs: I'll help you get rid of that creature and I'll promise not to steal the Secret Formula until it's gone. Crook's honor.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm...it may take a pest to catch a pest. ''[Shakes Plankton's arm]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm...it may take a pest to catch a pest. ''[Shakes Plankton's arm]'' It's a deal but no tricks, or you'll be the chef's special!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Don't worry. ''[Takes out cell phone and calls someone]'' [[Karen|Karen? ''[Karen]] talks on the phone]'' No I don't have it. Why do you even bother asking!? ''[Karen talks]'' Yeah, yeah...Look! Send over my killer-death robot would you? ''[Karen talks]'' No, the other one. ''[Karen talks then a sudden pause from Plankton]'' I love you too snookums...Help's on it's way! ''[Plankton's robot wheels into the Krusty Krab]'' Behold! Your champion!}} | {{L|Plankton|Don't worry. ''[Takes out cell phone and calls someone]'' [[Karen|Karen? ''[Karen]] talks on the phone]'' No I don't have it. Why do you even bother asking!? ''[Karen talks]'' Yeah, yeah...Look! Send over my killer-death robot would you? ''[Karen talks]'' No, the other one. ''[Karen talks then a sudden pause from Plankton]'' I love you too snookums...Help's on it's way! ''[Plankton's robot wheels into the Krusty Krab]'' Behold! Your champion!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That piece of junk!?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That piece of junk!?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hold on! You haven't seen it in action yet! ''[Walks over to the robot]'' I'll just set it for our | {{L|Plankton|Hold on! You haven't seen it in action yet! ''[Walks over to the robot]'' I'll just set it for our query. ''[Presses button and a image of a seahorse shows up]'' No...''[Presses it again and an image of Mr. Krabs who is also saying "Money" over and over shows up]'' Ignore that one...''[Presses it again and an image of a sea urchin shows up]'' Ah ha! Bingo! You have your orders, ATTACK!}} | ||
{{L|''[The robot spots the urchin and starts to go after it also running over Plankton in the processs. It starts to smash at the urchin using a mallet wrecking the floor. The urchin lands on the table and the robot tears it apart. The robot follows the urchin into the kitchen where the urchin tries to hide in an barrel. The robot rips it apart and tries to smash the urchin with the mallet again. The urchin blows a raspberry before jumping into the cash register. The robot smashes through the wall and is about to smash the register but is stopped by Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|''[The robot spots the urchin and starts to go after it also running over Plankton in the processs. It starts to smash at the urchin using a mallet wrecking the floor. The urchin lands on the table and the robot tears it apart. The robot follows the urchin into the kitchen where the urchin tries to hide in an barrel. The robot rips it apart and tries to smash the urchin with the mallet again. The urchin blows a raspberry before jumping into the cash register. The robot smashes through the wall and is about to smash the register but is stopped by Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no you don't! ''[The robot rips off his shell]'' Grrrrr..... ''[The robot puts him back together]'' Mallet please! ''[The robot gives him the mallet and he starts to smash the robot destroying it and turning it into a lunchbox]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, you don't! ''[The robot rips off his shell]'' Grrrrr..... ''[The robot puts him back together]'' Mallet please! ''[The robot gives him the mallet and he starts to smash the robot destroying it and turning it into a lunchbox]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Ok. Maybe the Death Robot wasn't the best idea...}} | {{L|Plankton|Ok. Maybe the Death Robot wasn't the best idea...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You think? SPONGEBOB!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You think? SPONGEBOB!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Scared]'' Uh...Mr. Krabs...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Scared]'' Uh...Mr. Krabs...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the urchin on his mallet]'' AHHHH!!!! ''[The urchin spits out a coin and heads back into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the urchin on his mallet]'' AHHHH!!!! ''[The urchin spits out a coin and heads back into the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no no! ''[Takes out a small prickly plant with a bow on top]'' Yes! Oh, my prized spiny | {{L|Squidward|Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no no! ''[Takes out a small prickly plant with a bow on top]'' Yes! Oh, my prized spiny succulent! Thank Neptune you're safe!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gets an idea after seeing Plankton walk beside the plant]'' Mr. Krabs! Look! ''[Puts the plant behind Plankton with them looking similar in height]'' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Gets an idea after seeing Plankton walk beside the plant]'' Mr. Krabs! Look! ''[Puts the plant behind Plankton with them looking similar in height]'' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I'm not sure I like where this is heading...}} | {{L|Plankton|I'm not sure I like where this is heading...}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Plankton]'' Plankton.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Plankton]'' Plankton.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Grabs Plankton and is about to put him in the cactus]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Grabs Plankton and is about to put him in the cactus]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Oh come on! There's gotta be a better way!}} | {{L|Plankton|Oh, come on! There's gotta be a better way!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Puts Plankton in the cactus suit]'' Spray can?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Puts Plankton in the cactus suit]'' Spray can?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs a spray can]'' Spray can.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs a spray can]'' Spray can.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Sprays Plankton and his cactus suit blue causing Plankton to cough]'' Hmm...I think our darling little decoy still needs something...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Sprays Plankton and his cactus suit blue causing Plankton to cough]'' Hmm...I think our darling little decoy still needs something...}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Spongebob puts a bow on top of his head]'' Oh brother...}} | {{L|Plankton|''[Spongebob puts a bow on top of his head]'' Oh brother...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Walks near the kitchen holding Plankton]'' Now get in there Planktonella and lure that little rotten health hazard out of me livelihood! ''[Throws Plankton into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Walks near the kitchen holding Plankton]'' Now get in there, Planktonella, and lure that little rotten health hazard out of me livelihood! ''[Throws Plankton into the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I'm only helping you out so I can get back to robbing you blind!}} | {{L|Plankton|I'm only helping you out so I can get back to robbing you blind!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Plankton! We're behind you one hundred percent!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Plankton! We're behind you one hundred percent!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Walking]'' This getup is one hundred percent humiliating. Here urchin, urchin, urchin! ''[Walking near the grill]'' Here you dirty filth-spreading porcupine. I'm wearing lipstick here! ''[The urchin runs past him under the grill]'' Huh? What was that? Look sharp Planktonella | {{L|Plankton|''[Walking]'' This getup is one hundred percent humiliating. Here urchin, urchin, urchin! ''[Walking near the grill]'' Here you dirty filth-spreading porcupine. I'm wearing lipstick here. Come on, let's go! ''[The urchin runs past him under the grill]'' Huh? What was that? Look sharp Planktonella. I think we're being watched ''[The urchin was on top of the cabinet but it goes away but is then suddenly next to him]'' Ah! ''[The urchin makes noises]'' Uh...hello?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Psst! Go on Plankton! Make with the romance!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Psst! Go on, Plankton! Make with the romance!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Fine ''[Sticks out arms out of cactus costume and poses]'' H-h-hey there handsome! You're cute! | {{L|Plankton|Fine ''[Sticks out arms out of cactus costume and poses]'' H-h-hey there handsome! You're cute!...for a parasite.''[The urchin pants happily and tries to move closer to him]'' Woah there, buddy! Why don't we start with a nice romantic stroll? Outside, far away from the Krusty Krab! And the Secret Formula...''[Tries to walk off but the urchin stops him]'' Ok! OUCH! ''[The urchin tries to kiss him]'' Hey! What kind of an urchin do you think I am!? ''[The urchin touches him]'' AHHHHHH!!!! ''[Leaps away and runs under a table]'' What could be worse than being romantically pursued by a ravage sea urchin!? ''[Notices a bunch more sea urchins willing to kiss him]'' A HUNDRED URCHINS!!! AHHHHH!!!!! ''[Starts to run away from the urchins]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has his mallet ready along with SpongeBob who is holding a barrell]'' Get ready! Here they come!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has his mallet ready along with SpongeBob who is holding a barrell]'' Get ready! Here they come!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Still running from the horde of sea urchins]'' AHHHHHH!!!!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[Still running from the horde of sea urchins]'' AHHHHHH!!!!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, who cares about Plankton? What about me restaurant?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, who cares about Plankton? What about me restaurant?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I heard that!}} | {{L|Plankton|I heard that!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Enough's enough! ''[Walks toward a thermostat]'' It's time to end this madness! Let's put this freak show on ice! ''[Sets the thermostat to 25 degrees causing the urchins and Plankton to freeze in the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey! What do you know! That seems to be slowing | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey! What do you know! That seems to be slowing 'em down! Better crank it all the way down, just to be on the safe side! ''[Squidward turns the thermostat down to -100 degrees]'' That outta do it! ''[Enters the kitchen with SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gasp! It's beautiful! ''[Notices Plankton and the sea urchins frozen solid]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gasp! It's beautiful! ''[Notices Plankton and the sea urchins frozen solid]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob wearing an outfit and holding a trash can]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob wearing an outfit and holding a trash can]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Phew...}} | {{L|Squidward|Phew...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[He and Mr. Krabs go outside]'' So where do we release them?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[He and Mr. Krabs go outside]'' So where do we release them?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care. As long it | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care. As long it's far away from the Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Stops halfway further up]'' How's this Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Stops halfway further up]'' How's this Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Keep going!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Keep going!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Farther! ''[Sees SpongeBob walks out of sight then gets a phone call and answers it]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Farther! ''[Sees SpongeBob walks out of sight then gets a phone call and answers it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this far enough?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is this far enough?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Uses a telescope and sees SpongeBob on top of a mountain]'' No! | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Uses a telescope and sees SpongeBob on top of a mountain]'' No! Farther! ''[SpongeBob walks off]'' Well, that takes care of that particular problem!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Answers the phone]'' Krusty Krab!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Answers the phone]'' Krusty Krab!}} |
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