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{{EpisodeTr/183a}}
{{EpisodeTr/183a}}
{{L|At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is whistling and flips a [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts [[ketchup]] on it also accidentally spilling some on the floor}}
{{L|At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is whistling and flips a [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts [[ketchup]] on it also accidentally spilling some on the floor}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob]]|Oh, I've made a mess. And that means...''[Takes out a spray and rag]''...Cleaning Time! ''[Sprays himself in the face]'' MY EYES!!! ''[The spray bounces away]'' My spray...''[Watches it roll toward the grill]'' Oh no, it rolled...''[The spray rolls under the grill]''...beneath the grill! ''[Runs near the grill]'' I can do this. ''[Reaches hand slowly under the dirty grill and pulls out a skull]'' Nope! ''[Throws it away then grabs something]'' Ah ha! Gotcha! ''[Opens hand to reveal a sea urchin and it starts to walk on his arm]''AHHHHHHH!!!!! [[Sea Urchins|An urchin]]! ''[The urchin crawls around on his face, SpongeBob closes his eyes]''}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob]]|Oh, I've made a mess. And that means...''[Takes out a spray and rag]''...Cleaning Time! ''[Sprays himself in the face]'' MY EYES!!! ''[The spray bounces away]'' My spray...''[Watches it roll toward the grill]'' Oh no, it rolled...''[The spray rolls under the grill]''...beneath the grill! ''[Runs near the grill]'' I can do this. ''[Reaches hand slowly under the dirty grill and pulls out a skull]'' Nope! ''[Throws it away then grabs something]'' Ah ha! Gotcha! ''[Opens hand to reveal a sea urchin and it starts to walk on his arm making him scream]'' [[Sea Urchins|An urchin]]! ''[The urchin crawls around on his face, SpongeBob closes his eyes]''}}
{{L|[[Squidward]]|Nothing ever happens in this dump...}}
{{L|[[Squidward]]|Nothing ever happens in this dump...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps up]'' Squid!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps up]'' Squid!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|HEEEELLLPPPP!!!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|HEEEELLLPPPP!!!!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes into the kitchen]'' WHAT!?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes into the kitchen]'' WHAT!?}}
{{L|Spongebob|''[Running around all the place]'' AHHHHHHH!!!!!!}}
{{L|Spongebob|''[Running around all the place screaming]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Grabs SpongeBob]'' What are you screaming about!?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Grabs SpongeBob]'' What are you screaming about!?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps on Squidward's head]'' Sea urchin! Geh...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps on Squidward's head]'' Sea urchin! Geh...}}
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{{L|[[Mr. Krabs]]|''[Enters]'' What's all the ruckus!?}}
{{L|[[Mr. Krabs]]|''[Enters]'' What's all the ruckus!?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There's an urchin in the kitchen!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There's an urchin in the kitchen!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about? The Krusty Krab is a standard in fast food cleanliness! An urchin wouldn't dare step hide into this establishment. ''[Holds up claw and notices the urchin on him]'' AHHHHHHH!!!! ''[The urchin jumps off his tongue and then he jumps onto the grill with Spongebob and Squidward. The urchin continues to crawl around making strange noises. The grill then starts to smoke]'' The grill is still on...isn't it?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about? The Krusty Krab is a standard in fast food cleanliness! An urchin wouldn't dare step hide into this establishment. ''[Holds up claw and notices the urchin on him and screams]'' ''[The urchin jumps off his tongue and then he jumps onto the grill with Spongebob and Squidward. The urchin continues to crawl around making strange noises. The grill then starts to smoke]'' The grill is still on...isn't it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr. Krabs|AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ''[They all jump into bathroom stalls, and into the toilets]'' Ah...''[They all enter the kitchen again to find the urchin running around]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr. Krabs|''[They all scream and jump into bathroom stalls, and into the toilets]'' Ah...''[They all enter the kitchen again to find the urchin running around]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There it is! ''[Picks up a bucket]'' I'll get it! ''[Smashes the bucket on top of the urchin]'' Got it! ''[The urchin pulls him toward a wall and he ends up in the bucket instead then spits out the urchin]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There it is! ''[Picks up a bucket]'' I'll get it! ''[Smashes the bucket on top of the urchin]'' Got it! ''[The urchin pulls him toward a wall and he ends up in the bucket instead then spits out the urchin]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has a broom]'' Hold it right there! ''[Smashes the broom on the urchin]'' Gotcha you prickly pest! ''[The urchin picks him up and starts to spin him around]'' WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! ''[The urchin smashes him around then onto the ground knocking him out]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has a broom]'' Hold it right there! ''[Smashes the broom on the urchin]'' Gotcha you prickly pest! ''[The urchin picks him up and starts to spin him around]'' WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! ''[The urchin smashes him around then onto the ground knocking him out]''}}
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{{L|''[The urchin leaves the fries and starts moving again]''}}
{{L|''[The urchin leaves the fries and starts moving again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! That was close! Thank goodness no one noticed the urchin...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! That was close! Thank goodness no one noticed the urchin...}}
{{L|Customers: URCHIN!? AHHHHH!!!}}
{{L|Customers: URCHIN!? ''[screams]''}}
{{L|[[Plankton]]|''[Walking up to the front door]'' Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]! Krabs will never recognize me wearing...''[Takes out glasses]''...these glasses! ''[Gets trampled by the screaming customers. Gets up then walks into the Krusty Krab]'' What in the seahorse is going on around here!?}}
{{L|[[Plankton]]|''[Walking up to the front door]'' Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]! Krabs will never recognize me wearing...''[Takes out glasses]''...these glasses! ''[Gets trampled by the screaming customers. Gets up then walks into the Krusty Krab]'' What in the seahorse is going on around here!?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!? Ah that's all we need. Beat it ya crook! We have enough pests already!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!? Ah that's all we need. Beat it ya crook! We have enough pests already!}}
{{L|Plankton|Pests!? What are you talking about? ''[Looks over at the urchin beside him]'' AHHH!!! AN URCHIN!!! ''[Jumps onto SpongeBob's face]'' I HATE those things! This won't do at all. I can't steal the Secret Formula with that varmint running around! ''[Holds out arm]'' I propose a truce Krabs: I'll help you get rid of that creature and I'll promise not to steal the Secret Formula until it's gone. Crook's honor.}}
{{L|Plankton|Pests!? What are you talking about? ''[Looks over at the urchin beside him and screams]'' AN URCHIN!!! ''[Jumps onto SpongeBob's face]'' I HATE those things! This won't do at all. I can't steal the Secret Formula with that varmint running around! ''[Holds out arm]'' I propose a truce Krabs: I'll help you get rid of that creature and I'll promise not to steal the Secret Formula until it's gone. Crook's honor.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm...it may take a pest to catch a pest. ''[Shakes Plankton's arm]'' It's a deal but no tricks, or you'll be the chef's special!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm...it may take a pest to catch a pest. ''[Shakes Plankton's arm]'' It's a deal but no tricks, or you'll be the chef's special!}}
{{L|Plankton|Don't worry. ''[Takes out cell phone and calls someone]'' [[Karen|Karen? ''[Karen]] talks on the phone]'' No I don't have it. Why do you even bother asking!? ''[Karen talks]'' Yeah, yeah...Look! Send over my killer-death robot would you? ''[Karen talks]'' No, the other one. ''[Karen talks then a sudden pause from Plankton]'' I love you too snookums...Help's on it's way! ''[Plankton's robot wheels into the Krusty Krab]'' Behold! Your champion!}}
{{L|Plankton|Don't worry. ''[Takes out cell phone and calls someone]'' [[Karen|Karen? ''[Karen]] talks on the phone]'' No I don't have it. Why do you even bother asking!? ''[Karen talks]'' Yeah, yeah...Look! Send over my killer-death robot would you? ''[Karen talks]'' No, the other one. ''[Karen talks then a sudden pause from Plankton]'' I love you too snookums...Help's on it's way! ''[Plankton's robot wheels into the Krusty Krab]'' Behold! Your champion!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That little monster's still in there. You open the register, and I'll catch him in here ''[Opens the lunchbox]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That little monster's still in there. You open the register, and I'll catch him in here ''[Opens the lunchbox]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye captain! Here goes nothing...''[Opens the lunchbox to find the urchin eating Mr. Krabs' money]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye captain! Here goes nothing...''[Opens the lunchbox to find the urchin eating Mr. Krabs' money]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|AHHHHHH!!!!! ME MONEY!!! ''[Takes out the mallet again and starts smashing the cash register]'' Did I get it!?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' ME MONEY!!! ''[Takes out the mallet again and starts smashing the cash register]'' Did I get it!?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Scared]'' Uh...Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Scared]'' Uh...Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the urchin on his mallet]'' AHHHH!!!! ''[The urchin spits out a coin and heads back into the kitchen]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the urchin on his mallet and screams]'' ''[The urchin spits out a coin and heads back into the kitchen]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no no! ''[Takes out a small prickly plant with a bow on top]'' Yes! Oh, my prized spiny succulent! Thank Neptune you're safe!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no no! ''[Takes out a small prickly plant with a bow on top]'' Yes! Oh, my prized spiny succulent! Thank Neptune you're safe!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gets an idea after seeing Plankton walk beside the plant]'' Mr. Krabs! Look! ''[Puts the plant behind Plankton with them looking similar in height]'' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gets an idea after seeing Plankton walk beside the plant]'' Mr. Krabs! Look! ''[Puts the plant behind Plankton with them looking similar in height]'' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[Walking]'' This getup is one hundred percent humiliating. Here urchin, urchin, urchin! ''[Walking near the grill]'' Here you dirty filth-spreading porcupine. I'm wearing lipstick here. Come on, let's go! ''[The urchin runs past him under the grill]'' Huh? What was that? Look sharp Planktonella. I think we're being watched ''[The urchin was on top of the cabinet but it goes away but is then suddenly next to him]'' Ah! ''[The urchin makes noises]'' Uh...hello?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Walking]'' This getup is one hundred percent humiliating. Here urchin, urchin, urchin! ''[Walking near the grill]'' Here you dirty filth-spreading porcupine. I'm wearing lipstick here. Come on, let's go! ''[The urchin runs past him under the grill]'' Huh? What was that? Look sharp Planktonella. I think we're being watched ''[The urchin was on top of the cabinet but it goes away but is then suddenly next to him]'' Ah! ''[The urchin makes noises]'' Uh...hello?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Psst! Go on, Plankton! Make with the romance!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Psst! Go on, Plankton! Make with the romance!}}
{{L|Plankton|Fine ''[Sticks out arms out of cactus costume and poses]'' H-h-hey there handsome! You're cute!...for a parasite.''[The urchin pants happily and tries to move closer to him]'' Woah there, buddy! Why don't we start with a nice romantic stroll? Outside, far away from the Krusty Krab! And the Secret Formula...''[Tries to walk off but the urchin stops him]'' Ok! OUCH! ''[The urchin tries to kiss him]'' Hey! What kind of an urchin do you think I am!? ''[The urchin touches him]'' AHHHHHH!!!! ''[Leaps away and runs under a table]'' What could be worse than being romantically pursued by a ravage sea urchin!? ''[Notices a bunch more sea urchins willing to kiss him]'' A HUNDRED URCHINS!!! AHHHHH!!!!! ''[Starts to run away from the urchins]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Fine ''[Sticks out arms out of cactus costume and poses]'' H-h-hey there handsome! You're cute!...for a parasite.''[The urchin pants happily and tries to move closer to him]'' Woah there, buddy! Why don't we start with a nice romantic stroll? Outside, far away from the Krusty Krab! And the Secret Formula...''[Tries to walk off but the urchin stops him]'' Ok! OUCH! ''[The urchin tries to kiss him]'' Hey! What kind of an urchin do you think I am!? ''[The urchin touches him and screams]'' ''[Leaps away and runs under a table]'' What could be worse than being romantically pursued by a ravage sea urchin!? ''[Notices a bunch more sea urchins willing to kiss him]'' A HUNDRED URCHINS!!! ''[Starts screaming and runs away from the urchins]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has his mallet ready along with SpongeBob who is holding a barrell]'' Get ready! Here they come!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has his mallet ready along with SpongeBob who is holding a barrell]'' Get ready! Here they come!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Still running from the horde of sea urchins]'' AHHHHHH!!!!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Still running from the horde of sea urchins and screams]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Holy mother of Pearl! Batten down the hatches! ''[He and SpongeBob cover the hole in the wall with the register boat]'' It's a stampede!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Holy mother of Pearl! Batten down the hatches! ''[He and SpongeBob cover the hole in the wall with the register boat]'' It's a stampede!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Banging on the boat]'' Come on! Let me out! ''[Turns around and notices the urchins getting closer]'' MOMMY!!! ''[Runs to the door and tries to push on it]'' Come on! Open up! ''[Mr. Krabs is seen boarding up the door then he gets attacked by the urchins]'' HELP!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Banging on the boat]'' Come on! Let me out! ''[Turns around and notices the urchins getting closer]'' MOMMY!!! ''[Runs to the door and tries to push on it]'' Come on! Open up! ''[Mr. Krabs is seen boarding up the door then he gets attacked by the urchins]'' HELP!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not far enough! Keep going!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not far enough! Keep going!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Stops walking]'' Well, I guess this is far enough. Here you go little fellas! This will be your new home! ''[Takes off the lid]'' Run! Be free! ''[The urchins runs back into the Krusty Krab]'' Uh oh...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Stops walking]'' Well, I guess this is far enough. Here you go little fellas! This will be your new home! ''[Takes off the lid]'' Run! Be free! ''[The urchins runs back into the Krusty Krab]'' Uh oh...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|AHH!!! (yelling) SPONGEBOB!!!!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|(screams and yells) SPONGEBOB!!!!}}
{{L|''[Episode ends with SpongeBob walking off backwards with whistling]''}}
{{L|''[Episode ends with SpongeBob walking off backwards with whistling]''}}

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