Enchanted Tiki Dreams/transcript

(Starts at squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door.)

Squidward: Ok, Beloved Sanctuary.(lifts a tentacle) I'll See you after work! (shoots to "Beloved Sanctuary") And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. (Shoots to squidward) Just you and me. (Slams door) That is, Of course, if i can survive another day (Walks across his lawn) with Gratingbob Shrillpants.

Patrick: (Shoots to patrick and SpongeBob) OOH!

SpongeBob: Dayayayayyaya!

(Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh)

Squidward: Hm. (Walks towards krusty krab) Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.

SpongeBob: AAAH!

(Patrick is thrown, bending squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck)

Squidward: GRRR!

SpongeBob And Patrick: DEEDEEHEE!

(Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs)

SpongeBob: AAAAH!

(Patrick walks up and both laugh)

(Shoots to squidward)

(SpongeBob Throws patrick and laughs)

SpongeBob:

Ahh. Isn't this fun?

Patrick:

Yeah! I Love playing buddy toss! (Squidward walks past them)

SpongeBob:

Good Morning squidward! See you at work!

(Shoots to Krusty Krab)

(Shows squidward reading a newspaper)

SpongeBob:

AAH! (This causes squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands)

DAyayayaya!

(SpongeBob Squirts mustard into patrick's eyes)

Patrick:

AAAAAAAH!

(Room Rumbles)

Squidward:

(Groans)

OK. I can do this. Just put them out of my-

SpongeBob:

AAAAH!

Dayayayayaya!

(Shows a card saying, One extremely annoying shift later)

(Squidward bursts out of krusty krab)

Squidward:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

(Goes into his house)

(Locks door using every type of lock)

(Comes to crossword puzzle)

Another word for annoying. SPONGEBOB. (writes SpongeBob on crossword)

Ugh.

(Wipes his face)

Finally. Some Peace and quiet. (Takes off hat)

(Puts feet into slippers)

No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. (Sits on chair)

Aah. Nothing like a squid's good ol chair to soothe the pains of a ruff day.

Just relax and contemplate some me time.

(Walks to record player and disc)

Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records.

(Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances)

Or i could dabble a little on painting!

(Walks to paint and pallet)

(Paints)

(Sigh)

Yup. I sure am looking forward to it.

(Jellyfish sting)

SpongeBob:

DAYAYA!

(Jellyfish sting)

DAYAYA!

(Jellyfish sting)

DAYAYA!

Squidward:

NO, No, NOO! (Walks to window)

Alright, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What are you two doing?

Patrick:

Trying to have a relaxing evening.

SpongeBob:

We're Playing flashlight tag.

Squidward;

You're playing flashlight tag with an

electric eel?

Patrick:

We're using the advanced rules.

Squidward:

Advanced rules.

Patrick:

Tag.

(Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing histerically.

He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him.)

Patrick:

Well that was terrifying.

Electric Eel:

How original.

(to be continued)