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{{L|''[Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Ok, beloved sanctuary.''[lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[shoots to "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[shoots to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with RaidingBob ShrillPants.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[shoots to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''OOH!''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''Laughing''}} | |||
{{L|''[Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Hm. ''[Walks towards Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunts]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Grrr!!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both laugh]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''AAH!''}} | |||
{{L|''[Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Shoots to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahh. Isn't this fun?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! ''[Squidward walks past them]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}} | |||
{{L|''[shoots to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|'''''OWW!''''' ''[This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs]''}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|'''''OWWW!!'''''}} | |||
{{L|''[room rumbles]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' OK. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|'''''OWWWW!!!''''' ''[laughs]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Shows a card saying, "One extremely annoying shift later... Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|'''''AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!''''' ''[runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[Wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[Sits on chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol chair to soothe the pains of a ruff day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[Walks to record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to paint and pallet. paints. sigh]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[eel sting]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}} | |||
{{L|''[eel sting]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Laughter]''}} | |||
{{L|''[eel sting]''}} | |||
{{L|''[more laughter]}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|NO, No, NOO! ''[walks to window]''}} | |||
{{L|Alright, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What are you two doing?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Trying to have a relaxing evening.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're playing flashlight tag.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|We're using the advanced rules.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Advanced rules.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Tag.}} | |||
{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing hysterically.}} | |||
{{L|He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}} | |||
{{L|Electric Eel|''[Sarcastically]'' How original.}} | |||
{{L|''[cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace and quite ''[sniffs]'' is that to much to ask?}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|But we can play hide and seek too.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace!''[sobs and cries]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really sad...}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, let's go poke someone else.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he wont feel sad anymore!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Vow?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah vow}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea!}} | |||
{{L|''[cuts to later that night]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and Squidward turns the lamp back on]''}} I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}} | |||
{{L|''[clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|I can't take it anymore!!!!!!}} | |||
{{L|''[runs downstairs grumbling]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|When I get those two, I am gonna...! ''[opens door]'' All right, you two, I... ''[gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|It's, it's, it's... beautiful!''[gazes in amazement]'' it's a mirage! I knew it!}} | |||
{{L|''[starts walking back to his house. SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt in him and Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it. then Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and drapes it around Squidward's head]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[sadly]'' Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! ''[looks around at the beach and drinks some of the coconut]'' Just go with it, Squiddy.}} | |||
{{L|''[walks around a bit, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. he gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward; A refill, my good man! huh?''[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie]'' Patrick?! what are you doing here!?}} | |||
{{L|''[Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward |It's delicious! what is it?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|A smoothie}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Remember, just go with it.}} | |||
{{L|''[tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat]''}} | |||
{{L|Tiki #1; Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}} | |||
{{L|Tiki #2; Hey, buddy, where ya been!?}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}} | |||
{{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's tiki land!''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}} | |||
{{L|''[Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!!}} | |||
{{L|''[hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|I've never felt this happy in my life! HAHAHA}} | |||
{{L|''[grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and start dancing in circles. they are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. the world catches on fire and burns until it's nothing but a pile of burnt ashes]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|My world!!!}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I told you we should have used glue instead of earwax}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and considering neither of us have ears}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You've destroyed my beautiful world!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last, Squidward}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' yeah, make it last, ''[bawls uncontrollably]}} | |||
{{L|''[sees the tiki boat still in one piece]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|I know how to make it last!}} | |||
{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|HAHAHAAA!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[getting hit]'' OWWWW!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|My turn! OWWWWW!}} | |||
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