Enchanted Tiki Dreams/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|''[Shows a card saying, "One extremely annoying shift later"... Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|One extremely annoying shift later...}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[Wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[Sits on chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[Walks to record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[eel sting]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|We're playing flashlight tag.}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?}}
-{{L|Patrick|We're using the advanced rules.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're using the advanced rules.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Advanced rules.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Tag.}}
+{{L|Patrick|You're it.}}
-{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing hysterically.]}}
+{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]}}
-{{L|He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well played, Patrick!}}{{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and then the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}}{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}}
+{{L|Electric Eel|''[sarcastically]'' How original.}}
-{{L|Electric Eel|''[Sarcastically]'' How original.}}
 {{L|''[cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I want to do is live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet.  Is that two/three much to ask? ''[cries]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet.  Is that too much to ask? ''[sniffles again. SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick. Squidward tearfully looks up at him and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!}}
-{{L|Patrick|But we can play hide and seek too.}}
+{{L|Patrick|But we like hide and seek too, if you want to play that.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace!''[sobs and cries]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax ''[sniffs]'' in peace!'' [quietly whimpers. SpongeBob finally realizes something is wrong with Squidward]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really sad...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really really sad...}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yeah, let's go poke someone else.}}
+{{L|Patrick|You're right. Let's go poke someone else.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he won't feel sad anymore!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|How about if, instead, we should do something very special for him! Then he won't be sad anymore!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, I get it. It would be like the time  I was feeling impressed, and you let me eat all of Gary's... I mean feed Gary for a week.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, this has to be extra special, and we should probably vow to it.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Vow?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah vow}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, vow.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I like it!}}
 {{L|''[cuts to later that night]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and Squidward turns the lamp back on]'' I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}}
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 {{L|''[runs downstairs grumbling]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|When I get those two, I am gonna...! ''[opens door]'' All right, you two, I... ''[gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|It's, it's, it's... beautiful!''[gazes in amazement]'' it's a mirage! I knew it!}}
+{{L|Squidward|It's, it's, it's... beautiful! ''[gazes in amazement]'' It's too good to be true! It's a mirage! ''[sadly]'' I knew it! ''[starts walking back to his house]'' I guess this is it. ''[Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it]'' Insanity.}}
-{{L|''[starts walking back to his house. SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt in him and Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it. then Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and drapes it around Squidward's head]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt on him. Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and drapes it around Squidward's head.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[sadly]'' Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! ''[weeps, then looks around at the beach and drinks some of the coconut]'' Just go with it, Squiddy.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sadly]'' Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! ''[weeps, then looks at his drink and sighs]'' Just go with it, Squiddy.}}
-{{L|''[walks around a bit, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. he gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward walks around a bit, drinking his coconut along the way, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. Then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. He gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. Then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward; A refill, my good man! huh?''[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie]'' Patrick?! what are you doing here!?}}
+{{L|Squidward|A refill, my good man! What the? ''[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
-{{L|''[Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward |It's delicious! what is it?}}
+{{L|Squidward|It's delicious! What is it?}}
-{{L|Patrick|A smoothie}}
+{{L|Patrick|A smoothie.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Remember, just go with it.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Remember, Squiddy, just go with it.}}
 {{L|''[tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat]''}}
-{{L|Tiki #1; Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}}
+{{L|Tiki #1|Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}}
-{{L|Tiki #2; Hey, buddy, where ya been!?}}
+{{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}}
-{{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's tiki land!''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}}
+{{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}}
 {{L|''[Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!}}
-{{L|''[hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I've never felt this happy in my life! ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|I've never felt this happy in my life! ''[laughs and grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and they start dancing in circles. They are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. The world catches on fire and burns]'' My world!}}
-{{L|''[grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and start dancing in circles. they are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. the world catches on fire and burns until it's nothing but a pile of burnt ashes]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|My world!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I told you we should have used glue instead of earwax}}
+{{L|Patrick|You were right, SpongeBob. We should've used glue instead of earwax.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and considering neither of us have ears}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, especially considering neither of us have ears.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You've destroyed my beautiful world!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You-you destroyed my beautiful world!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last, Squidward}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last forever, Squidward.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' yeah, make it last, ''[bawls uncontrollably]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' Yeah, make it last. ''[bawls uncontrollably]''}}
-{{L|''[sees the tiki boat still in one piece]''}}
+{{L|''[After Squidward finishes crying, he, SpongeBob and Patrick see the tiki boat still in one piece.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I know how to make it last!}}
-{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily. SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[getting hit]'' Ow!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|My turn! Ow!}}