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 {{L|Plankton|''[walking away]'' Why did I ever install that nagging software?}}
 {{L|Karen|Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen!}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, money. You're always there for me. ''[kissing noisily]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, money. You're always there for me. ''[kissing noisily]''}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Hello, Eugene.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Mother! Uh, what brings ya by today?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mother! Uh, what brings ya by today?}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|I just wanted to see my favorite son.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|How much of my money do you want?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|How much of my money do you want?}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! ''[pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door]'' Whew, that was a close one.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! ''[pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door]'' Whew, that was a close one.}}
 {{L|Plankton|Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. ''[Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope and through it we can see a real krab in the ocean]'' Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.}}
 {{L|Karen|Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!}}
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 {{L|Mama Krabs|Well, how about the Krusty Krab? Tonight at 8:00?}}
 {{L|Plankton|Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear. ''[cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab]''}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[Mr Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[Mr. Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it]''}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, sorry, Mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. ''[sniffs his mother's hat]'' Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, sorry, Mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. ''[sniffs his mother's hat]'' Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|But, Mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritance...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. ''[takes out a hat with holes in it]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, Mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritance...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. ''[takes out a hat with holes in it]''}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Where did you get this old thing? ''[at a funeral where two fish are praying their respects to the person in the coffin will self- destrucked in 1 second]''}}
 {{L|Nat|She looks so peaceful.}}
-{{L|Fred|BOOM! The coffin explode. ''[Mr Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him]''}}
+{{L|Fred|BOOM! The coffin explode. ''[Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him]''}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|You can take this one back to the trash heap.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Yes, Mommy. ''[tosses hat and shovel to Squidward]'' Squidward, I need you to make a return for me.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, Mommy. ''[tosses hat and shovel to Squidward]'' Squidward, I need you to make a return for me.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Thank ye for your concern for my finances, but me new boyfriend bought me this hat.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...I mean time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...I mean time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|I don't know. I'm meeting him here, tonight.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime! ''[SpongeBob lunges himself into the door. Cut to a rose walking into the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is in a waiter uniform]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime! ''[SpongeBob lunges himself into the door. Cut to a rose walking into the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is in a waiter uniform]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[clears throat]'' I've reservations for two, tonight.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Right this way, sir. ''[SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it]''}}
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 {{L|Plankton|It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! ''[Puts the book away]'' Never mind, Never mind. I'd like to hear about you.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Well...}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Plankton!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Krabs!}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene!}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy?}}
 {{L|Plankton|"Mommy?"}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps in the air]'' SpongeBob!}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|SpongeBob...}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob...}}
 {{L|Plankton|This delectable creature is your mother?}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|This no-good conniving chiseler is your date?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|This no-good conniving chiseler is your date?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggory you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. ''[picks up Plankton by his antenna]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggory you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. ''[picks up Plankton by his antenna]''}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene, you put me boyfriend down, this instant!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Boyfriend?}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|But, mommy...}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, mommy...}}
-{{L|Plankton|You heard the lady. Let me go. ''[Mr Krabs drops him into Mama Krabs hand]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|You heard the lady. Let me go. ''[Mr. Krabs drops him into Mama Krabs hand]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|That's more like it.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Come, Plankton. I'm sorry me son had to spoil our romantic evening.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy? ''[cut to Plankton cleaning a picture of Mama Krabs then in walks Mr Krabs]''. You!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy? ''[cut to Plankton cleaning a picture of Mama Krabs then in walks Mr. Krabs]''. You!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Eugene.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|I came to warn you, Plankton. Stay away from me mother. I know what you're really up to.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I came to warn you, Plankton. Stay away from me mother. I know what you're really up to.}}
 {{L|Plankton|I'm serious, Eugene. I've changed my ways. And all it took was the love of a beautiful woman.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|All you love is thieving and conniving. Now, stop trying to get the formula out of me mother.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|All you love is thieving and conniving. Now, stop trying to get the formula out of me mother.}}
 {{L|Plankton|What are you talking about?}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|I'm talking about the Krabby Patty formula!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about the Krabby Patty formula!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Your mother knows the Krabby Patty formula?}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe. And you're not family! ''[Plankton frowns]'' I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me mother. ''[walks out]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe. And you're not family! ''[Plankton frowns]'' I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me mother. ''[walks out]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Not family, eh? I can fix that. ''[cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab]''}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene!}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|What did I tell ye about interfering in me life?}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Krabby patty formula right from under you.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Krabby Patty formula right from under you.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|For your information, Eugene, he hasn't asked me once about the formula. I doubt that he even knows that I know it.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|''[chuckles]'' Uh, yeah...funny thing about that.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' Uh, yeah...funny thing about that.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Yes, mommy. ''[walks into his office]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, mommy. ''[walks into his office]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Somebody call heaven because I think an angel's gone missing.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, Sheldon.}}
 {{L|Plankton|Oh, Mrs Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, brother.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, brother.}}
 {{L|Plankton|Attention, attention everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Mrs Krabs, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.}}
 {{L|Crowd|Aw!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Would you marry me? ''[big diamond ring shown up close]''}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid, it's time to act like a man! ''[jumps at Plankton]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid, it's time to act like a man! ''[jumps at Plankton]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Gasp!}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|''[jumps in his mother's lap]'' Please don't marry him, mommy! Don't marry this bad, bad man! I don't want you to!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps in his mother's lap]'' Please don't marry him, mommy! Don't marry this bad, bad man! I don't want you to!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Too late Krabsy. We're going to be married. And you're gonna be my new son! ''[laughs maniacally. Mama Krabs hands the ring back to Plankton]'' Huh? What's this, honey bunch?}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|I'm flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. ''[Mr Krabs laughs]''}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|I'm flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there? ''[Robot Plankton stomping thunderously]''}}
 {{L|Robot Plankton|I...I...this is very uncomfortable. I'll just wait in the car.}}
 {{L|Plankton|I don't believe this! You led me on!}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Now, now, Plankton, it's not what ye think.}}
-{{L|Plankton|I don't want to hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this! Give me the Krabby patty formula and we'll call it even.}}
+{{L|Plankton|I don't want to hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this! Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|The formula? Is that what this whole thing was about?}}
 {{L|Plankton|No, no, not really. I mean, not at first. I mean uh...honey bunch? Uh-oh. ''[Mama Krabs shows her muscles, which show as ships cannons. She punches Plankton back to the Chum Bucket]'' Oh, well, 'tis better to loved and lost then never to be loved at all! ''[Plankton ends up flying into the ON switch of Karen]''}}