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==Synopsis==
==Synopsis==
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are cleaning out their customers' money. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs create a formula designed to clean the dirty money they receieve. Unfortunately, SpongeBob uses too much of an explosive ingredient and the explosion causes their faces to be blown off. SpongeBob notices a fax coming but Mr. Krabs says they will get it later. It is none other than Plankton who faxed himself into the [[Krusty Krab]] saying the first phase of his plan is complete. Plankton then starts "Phase 2" by sawing a bit of SpongeBob's spatula then places it beside the grill. SpongeBob then comes along and tries to flip a Krabby Patty but his spatula breaks in half. He tries everything to fix it but Mr. Krabs just tells SpongeBob to get a new spatula and he leaves. 


The scene changes to [[Harvey's Spatula Emporium]] where Plankton awaits SpongeBob's arrival. He then begins "Phase 3" by flying out of the store with his jetpack and flies into SpongeBob. SpongeBob wants to know what is Plankton doing at the Emporium and Plankton responds to holding an object saying SpongeBob doesn't know what it is. SpongeBob successfully identifies the part as a handle for a vintage spatula and Plankton is amazed. Plankton then offers SpongeBob his special own spatula with "magical powers" which SpongeBob quickly agrees. They arrive at the [[Chum Bucket]] where Plankton shows off a room full of spatulas and introduces SpongeBob to the Majestic Sizzlemaster. SpongeBob is excited and takes his new spatula out of the Chum Bucket. Plankton starts "Phase 4" with Karen questioning on how many Phases he has. Plankton then heads into the control room with Karen saying that it's enough to gain SpongeBob's trust and steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Plankton then turns on the spatula and the scene changes to SpongeBob showing off the Majestic Sizzlemaster to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs just tells SpongeBob to get back to work and SpongeBob heads into the back with the Sizzlemaster. SpongeBob is about to handle all of the orders coming in and the Sizzlemaster soon starts talking not knowing it's Plankton talking through the other end. SpongeBob is confused trying not to believe the Sizzlemaster is talking but Squidward shouts out to him saying the customers are getting upset. SpongeBob starts to flip the Krabby Patties but the Sizzlemaster tells SpongeBob that there is a faster way in doing that and it extends it's head flipping four Patties at the same time. SpongeBob is amazed but still says that they are a long way from completing all of the orders and starts alternating between putting condiments on the buns and flipping the Krabby Patties. The Sizzlemaster (Plankton) tells SpongeBob that it will flip the Patties while he handles the condiments. SpongeBob agrees but says he will handle the grill saying he doesn't trust anybody with it.


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 <p style="text-align:center;">Spongebob the Contraceptive Sponge</p>


<p style="text-align:center;">by malkshake</p>
Meanwhile, Squidward is dealing with an angry and impatient [[Nat Peterson|customer]], while SpongeBob hands the Krabby Patties through the window. Squidward hands out the Krabby Patties to the customers while SpongeBob is talking with the Sizzlemaster about the empty grill. The Sizzlemaster then "flies" to the freezer and takes out more Krabby Patties and puts them all on the grill. During closing time, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob he is leaving and thanks him for all work. SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs to thank the Sizzlemaster, but Mr. Krabs gets angry at SpongeBob for talking to a "talking spatula,"
but tells him to only do it if it makes him money. Mr. Krabs leaves and SpongeBob thanks the Sizzlemaster for the help. The Sizzlemaster hopes to work the grill, but SpongeBob still disagrees to it and leaves the Sizzlemaster on a hook and leaves. Plankton talks to himself saying he still needs to gain SpongeBob's trust to work the grill and calls back out to SpongeBob through the Sizzlemaster. The Sizzlemaster hopes to go home with SpongeBob and help around the house, but SpongeBob says he's not grilling. The Sizzlemaster then says he is a multi-purpose tool and SpongeBob finally agrees. They arrive at SpongeBob's house and the Sizzlemaster (with Plankton talking of course) then decides to start "Phase 5." SpongeBob then tosses the Sizzlemaster into Gary's litterbox and walks off and Plankton barks at Karen for adding "smell sensors" to the Sizzlemaster.


One day in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Squarepants awoke. As we all know Spongebob is a cocaine addicted contraceptive sponge who fell out of someone's vagina when they went swimming. "Good morning, Gary" Spongebitch said to his snail, Gary. Gary said "meow". In snail language that means "Get me my motherfucking breakfast, bitch." Spongebob ignored him, snorted a line, and left his gay pineapple house to see his butt buddy Patrick. Gary hadn't been fed for weeks and he was pissed now. To serve the spongy little fucker right, he ate Spongebob's gay pineapple house. Unfourtunately, he ate too much and exploded. Spongebob heard the explosion as he was about to knock on Patrick's rock house thing. "What the fuck was that?" he said to himself. Then he shrugged and knocked. "Patrick, come on. I'm almost fucking spent. Open the godfuck door." So Patrick opened the door and he and Spongebob had lots of rough sex. The noises that they made were similar to those of downtown New York at rush hour. In other words loud as all fuck. Squidward, who is almost as queer as Spongebob, was in the middle of fucking himself with his clarinet when he heard all the noise. "Those gay fuckers keep interrupting me with their passionate lovemaking! The least they could do is ask me to join in!" Squidward said to himself. But, no one would have sex with Squidward, because he once had sex with Mr Krabs, and now he has crabs. Squidward decided to do something to make Spongebob and Patrick shut up. He smiled evilly he left his even gayer tiki house thing to go kill them.
It's morning and SpongeBob gets ready to go to work with the Sizzlemaster helping out in everyway. They arrive at the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob thanks the Sizzlemaster. The Sizzlemaster then pulls up a chair for SpongeBob and says he will do all the work for him. SpongeBob agrees and he sits in the chair. The Sizzlemaster finally convinces SpongeBob to let him use the grill. Plankton then finally ends "Phase 5" and starts up "Phase 6" which involves the Sizzlemaster burning up all of the Krabby Patties on the grill. SpongeBob is upset, but the Sizzlemaster suggests getting the Secret Formula to make more Krabby Patties. SpongeBob agrees and walks into Mr. Krabs' office and starts unlocking the safe. Mr. Krabs asks what is SpongeBob doing and SpongeBob says that the Sizzlemaster he got from Plankton needs to know the Secret Formula and Mr. Krabs is suspicious. Realizing that it's another one of Plankton's schemes, Mr. Krabs then starts telling the ingredients for a fake formula and Plankton starts adding them in. After pouring an entire bottle of [[Disulfide]] (explosive bottle) , Plankton didn't think it is approved for restaurant use until he hears Mr. Krabs saying that it's not. Plankton looks at the label too late then the entire Chum Bucket is blown up and Plankton and Karen land in front of Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob gloat and Plankton sarcastically laughs.


He knocked on Patrick's piece of shit house. "Open the motherfucking door" Squidward said to them. "Fuck off squidward. We don't want fucking crabs off of you." came the reply. Squidward knew the one thing that would get them to open up. "Avon calling" said Squidward. "It's probably that new anal lube we ordered" said Spongebob "Or the anti cellulite cream" Patrick, being the fat fuck he is, added. Foolishly they opened the door. "Haha! I've got you now, fuckers!" Squidward whipped out his AK-47 and shot Patrick. Patrick, being the S&M fiend he is, had a huge orgy and sprayed his jizz all over the two. Then he died. "Now I'll kill you, you little fucker" said Squidward. He had been waiting for this moment for years. But first he decided to tenticle rape all of Spongebob's orifices. Spongy took advantage of this moment to escape and ran like fuck. "Fuck you!" yelled Squidward, and grabbed his gun and took off after Spongebob.
"I need to hide somewhere from that physcopathic bastard. But where" said Spongebob aloud to himself. He snorted another line for inspiration. Then he saw the Krusty Krab. He went in and hid in Mr Krabs office. "What the fuck are you doing here?" Mr Krabs said. He was masturbating with some money, and Spongebob puked at the sight of his crab infested crotch. Mr Krabs is actually a pimp and he's raking in the cash. "Squidward's trying to kill me!" Spongebob bitched after he'd finished puking. "Fuck that shit, I'm busy. Get the fuck out of here." Pearl came in and Mr Krabs started having sex with her. That shit grossed Spongebob out so he left. Then he saw Squidward running down the street with his gun. "Oh shit!" said Spongebob and he ran into the Chum Bucket to hide. "What the fuck is going on here?" said that gay shit Plankton, who was watching a porno and having sex with his computer. "Squidward is insane and he's trying to fucking kill me!" Spongebob squealed. Suddenly a hand grenade was tossed in by Squidward. Luckily for Spongebitch, he caught sight of the gay porn Plankton was watching. He got an enormous, spongy boner which propelled him through the wall and out of the Chum Bucket. the whole thing blew up behind him. Spongebob had to find another hiding place. "Where's a place with no water? So I will be safe from the squid/octopus motherfucker" he said and thought. Several hours later, he turned around and noticed he was in front of Sandy the slutty prostitute squirrel's house dome thing. "Oh" he said. Suddenly, he heard a gunshot. Squidward had caught up to him. "DIE YOU ANNOYING LITTLE HOMO FUCKER CRACKHEAD BITCH!" Squidward screamed and then opened fire on Spongey. "oh shit!" said Spongebob, and ran into Sandy's gay house. Her dome was full of whips, chains, handcuffs, ropes and all other kinds of erotica. Sandy was Mr Krabs' biggest money making "employee". It's because she's a slut and she has four pairs of tits, being a squirrel and shit. Squidward followed Spongebob in instead of shooting the glass up because he's a retard. He died because there was no water. "YES!" Spongebob shouted and did a fist pump. "I defeated that dumb mofo!" He snorted the rest of the coke he had in celebration. Unfourtunately, he OD'd and died. Sandy came along and saw corpse. "Oh, I need a new contraceptive sponge, because I'm too ghetto to buy birth control and not all of my customers like wearing condoms. Hahaha" she laughed. She took Spongebitch's body and shoved it up in her snatch. She later died of all the STDs she had.
The end.
 
==Production==
==Production==
===Music===
===Music===

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Characters

Synopsis

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are cleaning out their customers' money. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs create a formula designed to clean the dirty money they receieve. Unfortunately, SpongeBob uses too much of an explosive ingredient and the explosion causes their faces to be blown off. SpongeBob notices a fax coming but Mr. Krabs says they will get it later. It is none other than Plankton who faxed himself into the Krusty Krab saying the first phase of his plan is complete. Plankton then starts "Phase 2" by sawing a bit of SpongeBob's spatula then places it beside the grill. SpongeBob then comes along and tries to flip a Krabby Patty but his spatula breaks in half. He tries everything to fix it but Mr. Krabs just tells SpongeBob to get a new spatula and he leaves. 

The scene changes to Harvey's Spatula Emporium where Plankton awaits SpongeBob's arrival. He then begins "Phase 3" by flying out of the store with his jetpack and flies into SpongeBob. SpongeBob wants to know what is Plankton doing at the Emporium and Plankton responds to holding an object saying SpongeBob doesn't know what it is. SpongeBob successfully identifies the part as a handle for a vintage spatula and Plankton is amazed. Plankton then offers SpongeBob his special own spatula with "magical powers" which SpongeBob quickly agrees. They arrive at the Chum Bucket where Plankton shows off a room full of spatulas and introduces SpongeBob to the Majestic Sizzlemaster. SpongeBob is excited and takes his new spatula out of the Chum Bucket. Plankton starts "Phase 4" with Karen questioning on how many Phases he has. Plankton then heads into the control room with Karen saying that it's enough to gain SpongeBob's trust and steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Plankton then turns on the spatula and the scene changes to SpongeBob showing off the Majestic Sizzlemaster to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs just tells SpongeBob to get back to work and SpongeBob heads into the back with the Sizzlemaster. SpongeBob is about to handle all of the orders coming in and the Sizzlemaster soon starts talking not knowing it's Plankton talking through the other end. SpongeBob is confused trying not to believe the Sizzlemaster is talking but Squidward shouts out to him saying the customers are getting upset. SpongeBob starts to flip the Krabby Patties but the Sizzlemaster tells SpongeBob that there is a faster way in doing that and it extends it's head flipping four Patties at the same time. SpongeBob is amazed but still says that they are a long way from completing all of the orders and starts alternating between putting condiments on the buns and flipping the Krabby Patties. The Sizzlemaster (Plankton) tells SpongeBob that it will flip the Patties while he handles the condiments. SpongeBob agrees but says he will handle the grill saying he doesn't trust anybody with it.


Meanwhile, Squidward is dealing with an angry and impatient customer, while SpongeBob hands the Krabby Patties through the window. Squidward hands out the Krabby Patties to the customers while SpongeBob is talking with the Sizzlemaster about the empty grill. The Sizzlemaster then "flies" to the freezer and takes out more Krabby Patties and puts them all on the grill. During closing time, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob he is leaving and thanks him for all work. SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs to thank the Sizzlemaster, but Mr. Krabs gets angry at SpongeBob for talking to a "talking spatula," but tells him to only do it if it makes him money. Mr. Krabs leaves and SpongeBob thanks the Sizzlemaster for the help. The Sizzlemaster hopes to work the grill, but SpongeBob still disagrees to it and leaves the Sizzlemaster on a hook and leaves. Plankton talks to himself saying he still needs to gain SpongeBob's trust to work the grill and calls back out to SpongeBob through the Sizzlemaster. The Sizzlemaster hopes to go home with SpongeBob and help around the house, but SpongeBob says he's not grilling. The Sizzlemaster then says he is a multi-purpose tool and SpongeBob finally agrees. They arrive at SpongeBob's house and the Sizzlemaster (with Plankton talking of course) then decides to start "Phase 5." SpongeBob then tosses the Sizzlemaster into Gary's litterbox and walks off and Plankton barks at Karen for adding "smell sensors" to the Sizzlemaster.

It's morning and SpongeBob gets ready to go to work with the Sizzlemaster helping out in everyway. They arrive at the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob thanks the Sizzlemaster. The Sizzlemaster then pulls up a chair for SpongeBob and says he will do all the work for him. SpongeBob agrees and he sits in the chair. The Sizzlemaster finally convinces SpongeBob to let him use the grill. Plankton then finally ends "Phase 5" and starts up "Phase 6" which involves the Sizzlemaster burning up all of the Krabby Patties on the grill. SpongeBob is upset, but the Sizzlemaster suggests getting the Secret Formula to make more Krabby Patties. SpongeBob agrees and walks into Mr. Krabs' office and starts unlocking the safe. Mr. Krabs asks what is SpongeBob doing and SpongeBob says that the Sizzlemaster he got from Plankton needs to know the Secret Formula and Mr. Krabs is suspicious. Realizing that it's another one of Plankton's schemes, Mr. Krabs then starts telling the ingredients for a fake formula and Plankton starts adding them in. After pouring an entire bottle of Disulfide (explosive bottle) , Plankton didn't think it is approved for restaurant use until he hears Mr. Krabs saying that it's not. Plankton looks at the label too late then the entire Chum Bucket is blown up and Plankton and Karen land in front of Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob gloat and Plankton sarcastically laughs.

Production

Music

( ‣ ) Production music
( • ) Original music
( ◦ ) SpongeBob music

 ‣ House of Horror - W. Merrick Farran [title card]
 • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [cleaning Krabs' money]
 ‣ Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford [SpongeBob adds two drops of explosive]
 • ? - Jeremy Wakefield ["Fax coming through, boss."]
 ‣ ? [Plankton emerges from fax machine]
 • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob's spatula breaks]
 ‣ Dramatic Cue (b) - Ronald Hanmer [SpongeBob screams]
 ‣ Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer ["No pulse!"]
 ‣ Tragic Embrace - Pavel Orm ["We'll never forget you."]
 • ? - Jeremy Wakefield [Krabs goes back to his office]
 ‣ ? [Plankton waiting at the spatula emporium]
 ‣ Tower of Evil - Jane Antonia Cornish ["Time for phase three."]
 ‣ ? ["Oh, hi, Plankton."]
 • ? - Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob turns around]
 ‣ Entry Into Parliament - Gerhard Trede [Plankton's spatula collection]
 ‣ ? [Sizzlemaster revealed]
 ‣ World of Fantasy - Gregor F. Narholz [Plankton gives it to SpongeBob]
 ‣ The Criminal - Harry Lubin ["...or as I like to call it, phase four."]
 • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [huge pile of order slips]
 • ? - Barry Anthony [Plankton talks to SpongeBob through the Sizzlemaster]
 • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["Time to focus."]
 • ? - Barry Anthony [Sizzlemaster flips four patties at once]
 • ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["Drat!"]
 • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [patties are served]
 ‣ ? ["It sure was, SpongeBob."]
 ‣ Tricks and Traps - James McConnel ["Infiltration complete!"]
 • ? - Jeremy Wakefield [Sizzlemaster in litterbox]
 • ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Sizzlemaster helps SpongeBob get ready for work]
 • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Sizzlemaster grabs a chair]
 ‣ Disastrous Event 2 - Harry Lubin [Sizzlemaster burns patties]
 • ? - Jeremy Wakefield ["Oh, SpongeBob, I'm sorry."]
 ‣ Tricks and Traps - James McConnel [SpongeBob goes to get the secret formula]
 • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Krabs gives SpongeBob a small slip of paper]
 • ? - Barry Anthony [SpongeBob reads it]
 ‣ House of Horror - W. Merrick Farran [Chum Bucket explodes]
 • ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [ending]

Trivia

  • This is the third time SpongeBob gets a new spatula. The first was Help Wanted, and the second was All That Glitters. Although, it is unknown what happened to the spatula in Help Wanted. It is possible it is the same one since it can multiply into multiple spatulas such as that in Little Yellow Book.
  • This episode debuted in the marathon "SpongeBob's Grillin' and Villan Saturday".
  • This is the second time SpongeBob has a moving spatula. The first was All That Glitters.
  • This is the first episode since Oral Report to have the soundtrack House of Horror and the first episode of Season 9 to have it.
  • This is the third time the spatula breaks in half. The first was All That Glitters, and the second was The Curse of Bikini Bottom.
  • This is the fourth time SpongeBob draws a dotted line with his fingers. The First was Scaredy Pants, the second was Krusty Love, and the third was The Thing.
  • The title card music is the same as I Was a Teenage Gary, but with a different section.
  • The font of the title card is the same as Planet of the Jellyfish.
  • This episode aired with The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom when it premiered. 
  • This episode and subsequent ones have two animation directors because of the transition to HD animation.
  • This episode has a similar plot to All That Glitters and these are how they are similar:
    • SpongeBob having to break his spatula and having to get another one.
    • The new spatula turns out to be evil (despite Plankton taking control over the spatula).   
  • This is the second time Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are preparing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula from scratch. The first is The Great Patty Caper.
  • It is revealed that SpongeBob does not trust anyone behind the grill but him. This could be a superstition built from the episode, Breath of Fresh Squidward, when Squidward cooks Krabby Patties behind the grill, much to SpongeBob's chagrin. Although, in Gullible Pants, he let a total stranger cook Krabby Patties when Squidward made SpongeBob think the guy was his biggest fan and wanted to be a fry cook too.
  • This episode contains two references to The Great Patty Caper:
    • Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are making Krabby Patties from scratch.
    • Plankton's rocket appears again.
  • It is revealed that, apparently, SpongeBob is a spatula enthusiast.
  • This is the second time that someone has faxed themselves to another destination. The first time was Are You Happy Now?. This is also the third time a fax machine is shown, the first being SpongeBob's Last Stand and the second time being Are You Happy Now?.
  • This is the third time SpongeBob's spatula is able to multiply it's head three times. The first was in Help Wanted and the second was All That Glitters. 
  • This episode's production code was originally 186a but got moved to 184b.
  • The ingredients for the money-cleaning concoction are:
    • 5 gallons of combustible cooking oil
    • 1 sack of coral dust extra spicy
    • 1 bucket of fire algae paste
    • 1 drop of Disulfide (Plankton was told the whole enchilada as a trick to blow up the Chum Bucket)
  • On Cablevision, the production code is Season 8 Episode 43.
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