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{{L|''[Not Dead Ted laughs]''}} | {{L|''[Not Dead Ted laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Someone help that little old lady!]]}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Someone help that little old lady!]]}} | ||
{{L|Grand | {{L|Grand Maul Granny|Help yourselves, himrods!]]}} | ||
{{L|''[explosion, screaming together, engine revs]''}} | {{L|''[explosion, screaming together, engine revs]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Johnny Krill! Not Dead Ted! ''[Grand | {{L|Narrator|Johnny Krill! Not Dead Ted! ''[Grand Maul Granny laughs]'' Grand Moul Granny! ''[explosion]'' Drastic... Radicals! ''[explosion]'' THE DRASTICALS!!!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Did you see that?}} | {{L|Patrick|Did you see that?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|What was that?}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|What was that?}} | ||
{{L|Fancy Fish|Why, those are the Dwastic Wadicals, the number one | {{L|Fancy Fish|Why, those are the Dwastic Wadicals, the number one practitioners of extweme spowts ''[sips tea]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Extreme what?}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Extreme what?}} | ||
{{L|Fancy Fish|Extweme spowts.}} | {{L|Fancy Fish|Extweme spowts.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Extreme spots? Well, that's no fair. You're already | {{L|Patrick|Extreme spots? Well, that's no fair. You're already covers in extreme spots. Ooh. Hold on a second. ''[hive buzzing, Patrick screaming, electricity crackling]'' Okay, let's do meet our new heroes.}} | ||
{{L|''[The Drasticals laughing]''}} | {{L|''[The Drasticals laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We want to join your extreme spots team, as you can see, we're also covered head to toe in the most extreme of spots.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We want to join your extreme spots team, as you can see, we're also covered head to toe in the most extreme of spots.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|''[Drasticals laugh]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Johnny|It's exteme sports, not spots. So you wanna be a drastical. Let's see what you got, little dude.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|No problemo. I guess you just hop up like this...''[revs engines, motorcycle drives off with his hands]'' Hey! Come back! ''[SpongeBob chases after it, motorcycle goes faster]'' Heeeeyyy!! ''[Runs the other way, motorcycle picks him up and he screams as he goes through sand dunes. Motorcycle stops, SpongeBob faints]''}} | ||
{{L|Johnny | {{L|Granny|''[Chuckling, to Patrick]'' You're turn, fat boy!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey! How'd we get up here? ''[Patrick is pushed off cliff, hits several rocks then falls off mountain]''}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Our sports are too extreme for you dudes. Maybe we should start you two on something easier. What games do you dudes like to play?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, I know. How 'bout a little something called ''Jump rope?''}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Jumprope, eh? Demonstrate.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ready Patrick? On your mark, get set, jump rope!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Extreme! ''[starts jumping]'' Hey, who's holding the other end?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I am of course. ''[Pan to the right]'' Hi Patrick!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|D'uh. ''[blows harmonica, starts singing]'' My best friend is SpongeBob, he has a square head, I try on his clothes while he's asleep in bed.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! What?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|That's weird, my face is leaking.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're face isn't leaking. You're just sweating from all the exercise.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|EXERCISE! ''[stops]'' Ooh, I didn't sign up for this! ''[faints]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Extreme!}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Dude that was NOT EXTREME. Let the Drasticals show you how it's done. Grab it Granny ''[throws one end of jump rope, Granny bites end of rope, Ted makes a somersault and lands on rope with his tongue, jumps back into the air]''}} | |||
{{L|Ted|Drasticals! Whoo! Yeah! ''[Lands and jumps over rope to the point where he steams up]''}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Kick it up a notch!}} | |||
{{L|''[Ted sets aflame and shoots into the air]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooooh.}} | |||
{{L|Ted|YEAH!! ''[plane hits him, he falls face first into ground and burns to a crisp]''}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Yeah! See, extreme sports should be explosive! BOOM!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Explosive, huh? I know just the thing! ''[dips bubble wand and blows bubble. Bubble pops]'' BOOM! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick make several explosion sounds]'' Impressed?}} | |||
{{L|Drasticals|No.}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Look dudes, to be extreme you gotta go bigger. Show 'em Drasticals! ''[Granny climbs huge bottle of bubble soap, dips huge wand and puts it in front of a ramp]'' Watch this! ''[Rides motorcycle into bubble, speeds into town and knocks over a building. Bubble pops and he gets crushed]'' Extreme. ''[Tunnels back, hops out of the ground]'' Now that's how you do extreme! You understand?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think I do. Is fighting extreme?}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Fighting is totally extreme.}} | |||
{{L|''[Scene opens in wrestling ring.]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|I want a clean fight. I don't wanna see any trash laying around. ''[Rings his head instead of bell. SpongeBob tries to punch a pillow, spins to the edge, launched back into pillow which land on his head]'' Oohh...We give up! Fling ''[Waves towel and throws at SpongeBob]'' That was close.}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Not so fast, that's not fighting. Stand aside ''[Stomps SpongeBob and Patrick out of ring]'' I'll show you how it's done! ''[Slams into pillow, puts into washing machine, sets it on wash]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Noo! It's dry-clean only!}} | |||
{{L|''[Johnny smashes machine open, punches pillow out of ring]''}} | |||
{{L|Pillow|Avenge me.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Brutal.}} | |||
{{L|Mattress|Charlie! ''[Jumps into ring and smashes Johnny several times]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Even more brutal!}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Now that was extreme, dudes. You think you're starting to get it?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh yeah.}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|So what else you got?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well there is one sport that Patrick's an expert at.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Dumpster diving!}} | |||
{{L|''[Patrick pushes dumpster, climbs it, and jumps in. SpongeBob cheers. Patrick sinks in and pops out, coughing up some trash.]''}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|That's not extreme.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[Spits out old toothbrush]'' How revolting. ''[Brushes teeth with it]''}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Okay, that's kinda extreme. Not bad, but the Drasticals will show you how it's done. ''[Ted brings in a ladder with diving board and Granny on top. Ladder is set higher]''}} | |||
{{L|Granny|Okay artificial hip, don't fail me now. ''[Jumps into dumpster and chuckles. Johnny dumps her and trash into a garbage truck and crushes them with a compactor. Trash comes out a square shape and Granny pops out]'' EXTREME!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|That is one tough elderly person.}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Dude, that was awesome! What other crazy sports do you dudes play?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there is a very extremely extreme sport we play if you're up to it.}} | |||
{{L|''[At Jellyfish Fields, SpongeBob and Patrick chase after jellyfish]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, where are the Drasticals? ''[They feel ground shaking]'' Here they come!}} | |||
{{L|''[Johnny catches jellyfish on motorcycle, Ted in the air, and Granny riding them like a tidal wave]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Amazing!}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|Jellyfishing, yeah...''[Jellyfish flies into his mouth and stings him, Ted flies into huge jellyfish and burns, thrown into Johnny and Granny and they get caught in an explosion]''}} | |||
{{L|Johnny|''[Covered in stings]'' Dudes, now we get it! These spots are way extreme!}} | |||
{{L|Ted|And itchy!}} | |||
{{L|Fancy Fish|As you can see, extweme spots are the direct bi-product of the most extweme spowts.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Who is that guy?}} | |||
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