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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward's right. That's totally unfair. Couldn't we get to work earlier than six a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or-- ''[Squidward zips up the chef's window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward's right. That's totally unfair. Couldn't we get to work earlier than six a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or-- ''[Squidward zips up the chef's window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Zip it! ''[Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Zip it! ''[Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...? ''[The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"]'' ...The Chum Bucket open 23 hours? | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...? ''[The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"]'' ...The Chum Bucket open 23 hours? So, that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he? ''[A customer walks up to him, tray in hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Sure. I don't know. Why not?}} | {{L|Fish|Sure. I don't know. Why not?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he's wrong!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he's wrong!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|As of now, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours! ''[SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|As of now, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours! ''[SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Did you hear that, Squidward? We get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home! I've got to pinch myself, because I must be dreaming! ''[SpongeBob exits the punctured hole in the wall and stands flat on the floor. He starts pinching himself twice, then yells in pain. He pinches himself again and yells again, then does it four more times. After a brief pause, he pinches himself yet again]'' Well, I'm not dreaming. ''[Switch to a telescope view of the front window of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Did you hear that, Squidward? We get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home! I've got to pinch myself, because I must be dreaming! ''[SpongeBob exits the punctured hole in the wall and stands flat on the floor. He starts pinching himself twice, then yells in pain. He pinches himself again and yells again, then does it four more times. After a brief pause, he pinches himself yet again]'' Well, I'm not dreaming. ''[Switch to a telescope view of the front window of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[behind the telescope]'' Open 24 hours, eh? I knew he couldn't resist staying open later than me. ''[He starts walking into the Chum Bucket]'' My evil plan is working perfectly. He'll run his employees into the ground, and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula | {{L|Plankton|''[behind the telescope]'' Open 24 hours, eh? I knew he couldn't resist staying open later than me. ''[He starts walking into the Chum Bucket]'' My evil plan is working perfectly. He'll run his employees into the ground, and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula. ''[Laughs evilly. He notices after a while that his computer wife, Karen is not laughing with him]'' Why aren't you laughing?}} | ||
{{L|Karen|I've heard this joke before. ''[Scene switches to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is standing near the cash register with a cowbell and beater in his hands]''}} | {{L|Karen|I've heard this joke before. ''[Scene switches to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is standing near the cash register with a cowbell and beater in his hands]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, everybody. The Krusty Krab is entering day 3 of non-stop service! Let's give it up for day 3! ''[The camera shows the customers of the Krusty Krab eating their food and not being swayed by Mr. Krabs' excitement]'' Yee haw | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, everybody. The Krusty Krab is entering day 3 of non-stop service! Let's give it up for day 3! ''[The camera shows the customers of the Krusty Krab eating their food and not being swayed by Mr. Krabs' excitement]'' Yee haw, day 3!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen, holding a Krabby patty]'' Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open until the day after the end of time. As long as I am with you, I am complete. ''[Bubbles fill the screen as the episode transitions to the outside of the Krusty Krab. It then cuts to the inside, where Mr. Krabs still is holding the cowbell]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen, holding a Krabby patty]'' Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open until the day after the end of time. As long as I am with you, I am complete. ''[Bubbles fill the screen as the episode transitions to the outside of the Krusty Krab. It then cuts to the inside, where Mr. Krabs still is holding the cowbell]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 10 of non-stop service!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 10 of non-stop service!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You could learn a few things from that boy.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You could learn a few things from that boy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. ''[Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit, descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion | {{L|Plankton|Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion, but with a little more pressure, the sponge will crack like an egg ''[clenches fist]'', and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. ''[Slurps and then does an evil laugh. Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Come on! ''[Mr. Krabs finally picks up on the other line]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Come on! ''[Mr. Krabs finally picks up on the other line]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Eh...no.}} | {{L|Plankton|Eh...no.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton. ''[Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton. ''[Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! ''[Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space]'' I'm counting on you, boy | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! ''[Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space]'' I'm counting on you, boy. I need you to raise that spatular. ''[SpongeBob does so, enthusiastically]'' Yeah! And I need you to say, "Team Krusty Krab!"}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Team Krusty Krab!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Team Krusty Krab!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties. ''[SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away]'' And no breaks!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties. ''[SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away]'' And no breaks!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day... ''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day... ''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43...! ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks. SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43...! ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks. SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam? | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam? ''[Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck]'' What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. ''[SpongeBob does not answer him]'' Boy? ''[SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty]'' Got it?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty]'' Got it?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: ''[he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs]'' Stay back! I'm warning you!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: ''[he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs]'' Stay back! I'm warning you!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Starts walking towards SpongeBob]'' All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Starts walking towards SpongeBob]'' All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy | {{L|SpongeBob|No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy. ''[Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties]'' Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! ''[Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|''[looking at him]'' What?}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|''[looking at him]'' What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sally|I told you that shirt was hideous. ''[SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor]''}} | {{L|Sally|I told you that shirt was hideous. ''[SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no! I want to live! ''[He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open]'' I want to live | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no! I want to live! ''[He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open]'' I want to live ''[He's dragged back inside. The camera shows Squidward, exhausted]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen]'' Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen]'' Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[patting SpongeBob's head]'' There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. ''[Hands SpongeBob his spatula]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[patting SpongeBob's head]'' There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. ''[Hands SpongeBob his spatula]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. ''[SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard]'' Now... ''[chuckles]'' Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.}} | {{L|Plankton|Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. ''[SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard]'' Now... ''[chuckles]'' Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink ''[laughs]''. Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink ''[laughs]''. Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hope | {{L|Plankton|Hope, hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of you. ''[Laughs, but then clears his throat]'' Yeah, I mean, you'll be cured in no time.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Let's start with a simple exercise.}} | {{L|Plankton|Let's start with a simple exercise.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Jumping jacks?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Jumping jacks?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I want you to close your eyes. ''[SpongeBob lightly closes his eyes]'' Tighter ''[he closes his eyes tighter]'' Tighter ''[Tightens them even more, until the rip off]'' Too tight! Now, tell me what you see?}} | {{L|Plankton|I want you to close your eyes. ''[SpongeBob lightly closes his eyes]'' Tighter ''[he closes his eyes tighter]'' Tighter ''[Tightens them even more, until the rip off]'' Too tight! Now, tell me what you see?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I see giant Krabby Patties | {{L|SpongeBob|I see giant Krabby Patties.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Good, and what are they made of? ''[He starts recording on a voice recorder]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Good, and what are they made of? ''[He starts recording on a voice recorder]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hatred!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hatred!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients? | {{L|Plankton|No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! ''[He produces a grand piano from nowhere and somehow holds it threateningly in the air]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! ''[He produces a grand piano from nowhere and somehow holds it threateningly in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Wait, where'd you get that piano? ''[SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology]'' We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?}} | {{L|Plankton|Wait, where'd you get that piano? ''[SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology]'' We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker]'' | {{L|Plankton|''[In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker]'' Wake up!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawning]'' It worked! I'm cured!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawning]'' It worked! I'm cured!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|But what about the formula | {{L|Plankton|But what about the formula.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! I'd better get back to work! ''[SpongeBob runs away, towards the Krusty Krab]'' Thanks for everything, doc!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! I'd better get back to work! ''[SpongeBob runs away, towards the Krusty Krab]'' Thanks for everything, doc!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[yelling]'' No! It's a lie! Therapy doesn't really work | {{L|Plankton|''[yelling]'' No! It's a lie! Therapy doesn't really work. You're still sick! Very, very sick! ''[Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is flipping burgers normally]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good to see you're brain's all fixed, boy.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good to see you're brain's all fixed, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.}} | ||
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