Fear of a Krabby Patty/transcript: Difference between revisions
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward's right. That's totally unfair. Couldn't we get to work earlier than six a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or-- ''[Squidward zips up the chef's window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward's right. That's totally unfair. Couldn't we get to work earlier than six a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or-- ''[Squidward zips up the chef's window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Zip it! ''[Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Zip it! ''[Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...? ''[The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...? ''[The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"]'' The Chum Bucket open 23 hours!? So, that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he? ''[A customer walks up to him, tray in hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Sure. I don't know. Why not?}} | {{L|Fish|Sure. I don't know. Why not?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he's wrong!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he's wrong!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. ''[Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit, descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. ''[Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit, descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion | {{L|Plankton|Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion! But with a little more pressure, the sponge will crack like an egg ''[clenches fist]'', and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. ''[Slurps and then does an evil laugh. Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Come on! ''[Mr. Krabs finally picks up on the other line]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Come on! ''[Mr. Krabs finally picks up on the other line]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Eh...no.}} | {{L|Plankton|Eh...no.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton. ''[Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton. ''[Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! ''[Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space]'' I'm counting on you, boy | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! ''[Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space]'' I'm counting on you, boy! I need you to raise that spatular! ''[SpongeBob does so, enthusiastically]'' Yeah! And I need you to say, "Team Krusty Krab!"}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Team Krusty Krab!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Team Krusty Krab!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties. ''[SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away]'' And no breaks!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties. ''[SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away]'' And no breaks!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day... ''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day... ''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43...! ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks. SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43...! ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks. SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam? ''[Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck]'' What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. ''[SpongeBob does not answer him]'' Boy? ''[SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam?! ''[Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck]'' What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. ''[SpongeBob does not answer him]'' Boy? ''[SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty]'' Got it?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty]'' Got it?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: ''[he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs]'' Stay back! I'm warning you!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: ''[he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs]'' Stay back! I'm warning you!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Starts walking towards SpongeBob]'' All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Starts walking towards SpongeBob]'' All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy | {{L|SpongeBob|No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy! ''[Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties]'' Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! ''[Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|''[looking at him]'' What?}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|''[looking at him]'' What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. ''[SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard]'' Now... ''[chuckles]'' Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.}} | {{L|Plankton|Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. ''[SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard]'' Now... ''[chuckles]'' Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink ''[laughs]''. Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink ''[laughs]''. Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hope | {{L|Plankton|Hope? Hope!? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of you! ''[Laughs, but then clears his throat]'' Yeah, I mean, you'll be cured in no time.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, good.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Let's start with a simple exercise.}} | {{L|Plankton|Let's start with a simple exercise.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Jumping jacks?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Jumping jacks?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I want you to close your eyes. ''[SpongeBob lightly closes his eyes]'' Tighter ''[he closes his eyes tighter]'' Tighter ''[Tightens them even more, until the rip off]'' Too tight! Now, tell me what you see?}} | {{L|Plankton|I want you to close your eyes. ''[SpongeBob lightly closes his eyes]'' Tighter ''[he closes his eyes tighter]'' Tighter ''[Tightens them even more, until the rip off]'' Too tight! Now, tell me what you see?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I see giant Krabby Patties | {{L|SpongeBob|I see giant Krabby Patties!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Good, and what are they made of? ''[He starts recording on a voice recorder]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Good, and what are they made of? ''[He starts recording on a voice recorder]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hatred!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hatred!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?}} | {{L|Plankton|No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! ''[He produces a grand piano from nowhere and somehow holds it threateningly in the air]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! ''[He produces a grand piano from nowhere and somehow holds it threateningly in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Wait, where'd you get that piano? ''[SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology]'' We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?}} | {{L|Plankton|Wait, where'd you get that piano? ''[SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology]'' We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker]'' Wake up!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker]'' '''Wake up!'''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawning]'' It worked! I'm cured!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawning]'' It worked! I'm cured!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|But what about the formula | {{L|Plankton|But what about the formula?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! I'd better get back to work! ''[SpongeBob runs away, towards the Krusty Krab]'' Thanks for everything, doc!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! I'd better get back to work! ''[SpongeBob runs away, towards the Krusty Krab]'' Thanks for everything, doc!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[yelling]'' No! It's a lie! Therapy doesn't really work | {{L|Plankton|''[yelling]'' No! It's a lie! Therapy doesn't really work! You're still sick! Very, very sick! ''[Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is flipping burgers normally]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good to see you're brain's all fixed, boy.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good to see you're brain's all fixed, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.}} | ||
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