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{{L|''[Open on the Krusty Krab. The customers are eating food, Mr. Krabs is painting a picture while humming "Blow the Man Down" and Squidward is manning the cash register.]''}} | {{L|''[Open on the Krusty Krab. The customers are eating food, Mr. Krabs is painting a picture while humming "Blow the Man Down" and Squidward is manning the cash register.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Finished! | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Finished at last! ''[Shows the picture to Squidward and SpongeBob, who is now at the chef's window]'' What do you boys think of my masterpiece?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reading the sign]'' New business hours: 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[reading the sign]'' New business hours: 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|WHAT?! That is totally unfair!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward's right | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward's right, that's totally unfair! Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6:00 a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or-- ''[Squidward zips up the chef's window before SpongeBob says the next time]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Zip it! ''[Mr. Krabs places the sign on the front window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Zip it! ''[Mr. Krabs places the sign on the front window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...?! ''[The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"]'' The Chum Bucket open 23 hours?! So, that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he? ''[A customer walks up to him, tray in hand]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...?! ''[The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"]'' The Chum Bucket open 23 hours?! So, that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he? ''[A customer walks up to him, tray in hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Sure. I don't know. Why not?}} | {{L|Fish|Sure. I don't know. Why not?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he's | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he's WRONG!}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Oh, okay. Sure.}} | {{L|Fish|Oh, okay. Sure.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|As of now, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours! ''[SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|As of now, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours! ''[SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[grilling hamburgers in the kitchen]'' ♪K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, says I.♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grilling hamburgers in the kitchen]'' ♪K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, says I.♪}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You could learn a few things from that boy.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You could learn a few things from that boy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is '''''not''''' normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. ''[Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit, descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. ''[Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit, descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton| | {{L|Plankton|Drat! He's not collapsing from exhaustion! But with a little more pressure, the sponge will crack like an egg! ''[clenches his fists]'' Then I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. ''[Slurps and then does an evil laugh. Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Come on! ''[Mr. Krabs finally picks up on the other line]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Come on! ''[Mr. Krabs finally picks up on the other line]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day... ''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day... ''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43...! ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks. SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43...! ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks. SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam?! ''[Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck]'' What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam?! ''[Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck]'' What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food! ''[SpongeBob does not answer him]'' Boy? ''[SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant Krabby Patty that apparently talks gibberish]'' Got it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wiping his eyes]'' I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wiping his eyes]'' I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure, I said I'm worried that... ''[He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure, I said I'm worried that... ''[He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sally|I told you that shirt was hideous. ''[SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor]''}} | {{L|Sally|I told you that shirt was hideous. ''[SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no! I want to live! ''[He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open]'' I | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no! I want to live! ''[He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open]'' I WANT TO LIIIIIVE!! ''[He's dragged back inside. The camera shows Squidward, exhausted]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen]'' Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen]'' Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[patting SpongeBob's head]'' There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. ''[Hands SpongeBob his spatula]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[patting SpongeBob's head]'' There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. ''[Hands SpongeBob his spatula]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hatred!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hatred!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?!}} | {{L|Plankton|No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! ''[He grabs a grand piano from off screen and somehow holds it threateningly in the air]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! ''[He grabs a grand piano from off screen (which was apparently there) and somehow holds it threateningly in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Wait, where'd you get that piano? ''[SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology]'' We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?}} | {{L|Plankton|Wait, where'd you get that piano? ''[SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology]'' We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready!}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Bun.}} | {{L|Plankton|Bun.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Bun.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Bun.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|See, the key is to say something different to what I say.}} | {{L|Plankton|See, the key is to say something ''different'' to what I say.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, okay, I've got it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, okay, I've got it.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Potato.}} | {{L|Plankton|Potato.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker]'' ''' | {{L|Plankton|''[In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker]'' '''WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUP!!!'''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawning]'' It worked! I'm cured!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wakes up, yawning]'' It worked! I'm cured!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|But what about the formula?}} | {{L|Plankton|But what about the formula?}} | ||
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