Fiasco!/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Fiasco!" from season 8, which aired on April 5, 2012.

• Patrick: Uhh. Such a tired day at the office. Boy, am I famished, I sure wish I new the best restuarant in Bikni Bottom. [smell comes and Patrick's stomach has become in a nose shape] From where has this glorious scent come?
• Squidward: [comes to Patrick] Hart, the odor that you seek is before you.
• Mr. Krabs: [jumps out from Krusty Krab's doors wearing a leotard] Here at the Krusty Krab, where the tastest sandwich in the seas is grilled to perfection by our expert fry cook. [raises hand to SpongeBob who comes out sky sliding on rainbow holding a spatula] And served with our smile by our friendly waiter. [Squidward arrives on dolphin with a platter of Krabby Patty and gives plate to Patrick, Patrick pours the krabby patties into his mouth, then it reveals that it was all a storyboard planned by SpongeBob for a commercial]
• SpongeBob: Patrick Gulps Down The Patty. Num num num num num.
• Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute! Why am I dressed in a leotard?
• SpongeBob: Well cause you're the mascot.
• Mr. Krabs: Nah, I don't think so! [he tears off the storyboard pictures on the wall as SpongeBob looks in horror, some pieces of the shreds flies into SpongeBob's face and he blows it off him] We need a gimmic that's nothing short. About masterpiece.SpongeBob: Oh, I know. We may