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{{L|Fiasco|Mustard!}}
{{L|Fiasco|Mustard!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, your freakishness. ''[he swipes the mustard from Squidward's hand and squirts it all over the platter. Squidward sighs in disgust as mustard splashes onto his face]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, your freakishness. ''[he swipes the mustard from Squidward's hand and squirts it all over the platter. Squidward sighs in disgust as mustard splashes onto his face]''}}
{{L|Fiasco|''[drops the empty mustard condiment as he is finished]'' My coral, cleaning existence. An untimely end has come upon this krabby-valued meal. ''[he notices something on  the platter and scrapes it off before he leaves]''}}
{{L|Fiasco|''[drops the empty mustard condiment as he is finished]'' Like our own fleating existence, an untimely end has come upon this krabby-valued meal. ''[he notices something on  the platter and scrapes it off before he leaves]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Good riddance. ''[just as Squidward was about to spray the table, he he quickly notices what the patron has done on the platter]'' What's this? Something's familiar about those ketchup swirls. ''[gasps]'' Sweet Neptune! Could that have been...}}
{{L|Squidward|Good riddance. ''[just as Squidward was about to spray the table, he he quickly notices what the patron has done on the platter]'' What's this? Something's familiar about those ketchup swirls. ''[gasps]'' Sweet Neptune! Could that have been...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, yeah enough dilly-dallying and help me with the garbage Mr. Squidward. ''[Mr. Krabs takes the platter and tries to throw it away, but Squidward takes it from him]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, yeah enough dilly-dallying and help me with the garbage Mr. Squidward. ''[Mr. Krabs takes the platter and tries to throw it away, but Squidward takes it from him]''}}  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ok, let's not overdo it.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ok, let's not overdo it.}}
{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, you don't get it! It's the work of Fiasco the artist! ''[pulls out the Art Wonk magazine]'' He was featured in last month's Art Wonk magazine!}}
{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, you don't get it! It's the work of Fiasco the artist! ''[pulls out the Art Wonk magazine]'' He was featured in last month's Art Wonk magazine!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[reads the magazine and sees the picture of Fiasco and his art in it.]]'' Heh, you call this art? Looks like a swamp's footlocker.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[reads the magazine and sees the picture of Fiasco and his art in it.]]'' Heh, you call this art? Looks like a swappy's footlocker.}}
{{L|Squidward|It all makes sense now! The dark denim, the dismal statements, extensive use of red and yellow! This is the requiem of his early abstract experiments!}}
{{L|Squidward|It all makes sense now! The dark denim, the dismal statements, the extensive use of red and yellow! This is directly out of his early abstract experiments!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the Fiasco from Squidward]'' Ohh, what is this?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the Fiasco from Squidward]'' Ohh, what is this?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes it back from SpongeBob]'' This is an authentic Fiasco!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes it back from SpongeBob]'' This is an authentic Fiasco!}}
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{{L|Billy (lime fish)|He's one of the famous picture-drawing artiste!}}
{{L|Billy (lime fish)|He's one of the famous picture-drawing artiste!}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Just look at his audacious use of pickle in this piece.}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Just look at his audacious use of pickle in this piece.}}
{{L|Tyler|Oh, what's your actual price?}}
{{L|Tyler|What's your asking price?}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's simply not for sale, not even for a million dollars.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's simply not for sale, not even for a million dollars.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it! ''[takes the Fiasco]''  I can make them for it.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it! ''[takes the Fiasco]''  I'll take a million for it.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes it back]'' It's not yours to sell! I found it!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes it back]'' It's not yours to sell! I found it!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me plate, me buns, me mustard, ''[tries to take it from Squidward]'' me Fiasco.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me plate, me buns, me mustard, ''[tries to take it from Squidward]'' me Fiasco.}}

Revision as of 17:49, 3 October 2013