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{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' MALE VOICE: This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' MALE VOICE: This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices its April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is | {{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices its April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}} | {{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Squidward! ''[grabs | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Squidward! ''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You do?}} | {{L|Squidward|You do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}} | {{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}} | ||
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}} | {{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, it was a joke! ''[looks around at the mess he has made of SpongeBob and gets angry with himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, its wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob Im sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought. [bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple. He knocks on | {{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, it was a joke! ''[looks around at the mess he has made of SpongeBob and gets angry with himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, its wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob Im sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought. [bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple. He knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am... ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick? What are you doing here?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Digging.}} | {{L|Patrick|Digging.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}} | {{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|With what?}} | {{L|Squidward|With what?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.}} | {{L|Patrick|I don't know but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle but | {{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle but SpongeBob's arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside. Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I just wanted to say that Im sorr-yyyy. ''[sticks out tongue while talking]''}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I just wanted to say that Im sorr-yyyy. ''[sticks out tongue while talking]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I cant, I don't have a bottle opener. ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I cant, I don't have a bottle opener. ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't...''[Squidward slams door in his face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams door in his face]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[walks away. Then an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[walks away. Then an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. ''[Squid continues walking and runs into a ghost image on a guy at the restaurant]''}} | {{L|Patrick|It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. ''[Squid continues walking and runs into a ghost image on a guy at the restaurant]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|April Fools, jerk. ''[runs again but this time his mother appears]'' }} | {{L|Tom|April Fools, jerk. ''[runs again but this time his mother appears]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squid's Mom|''[man voice]'' You stink!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mother? ''[runs back to | {{L|Squidward|Mother? ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, I like you! I like living next door, I like your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[twitches eye]'' April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! ''[laughs hysterically while going back into his house]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[twitches eye]'' April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! ''[laughs hysterically while going back into his house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What would we do without Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What would we do without Squidward?}} | ||
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