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{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' MALE VOICE: This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' MALE VOICE: This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fools Day. He panics]'' Oh no! April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}}
{{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}}
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{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when an old lady comes by]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when an old lady comes by]''}}
{{L|Cora|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|Cora|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! They're right here, lady! ''[leads her to the utensils]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right here, lady! ''[leads her to the utensils]''}}
{{L|Cora|''[picks up a spoon]'' But this is a spoon.}}
{{L|Cora|''[picks up a spoon]'' But this is a spoon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away. Bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the register. A customer comes up to him]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away. Bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the register. A customer comes up to him]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?}}
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{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.}}
{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously. Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously. Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|HEY YOU! What are you doing behind the counter?}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing behind the counter?}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor. Tom comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor. Tom comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
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{{L|Patrick|He's in the house. He's impressed.}}
{{L|Patrick|He's in the house. He's impressed.}}
{{L|Squidward|With what?}}
{{L|Squidward|With what?}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle but SpongeBob's arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside. Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle but SpongeBob's arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside. Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm just trying to say that I'm... ''[head explodes]'' There's gotta be an easier way to do this. ''[bubble transition to Squidward writing a note. He puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up]'' Well, arent you going to open it?}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm just trying to say that I'm... ''[head explodes]'' There's gotta be an easier way to do this. ''[bubble transition to Squidward writing a note. He puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up]'' Well, arent you going to open it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I cant, I don't have a bottle opener. ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't, I don't have a bottle opener. ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams the door in his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams the door in his face]''}}

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