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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}} | {{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on Squidward, there's someone here to see you. He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab with an artist uniform on]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab with an artist uniform on]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh]'' What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}} | {{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh]'' What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}} | ||
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{{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}} | {{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Thanks. ''[he takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him but SpongeBob stops before Tom turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah.}} | {{L|Tom|Thanks. ''[he takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before Tom turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously]'' April Fools! ''[Tom grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously]'' April Fools! ''[Tom grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}} | {{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]''}} | {{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoes untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoes untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That does it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a real prank is all about! ''[bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]''}} | {{L|Squidward|That does it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a real prank is all about! ''[bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh boy! Something for me to clean up! ''[starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up! ''[starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! ''[the rope sends him into a bag of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! Blblblblblblblblblblblbl... ''[screams as he is sent into a wall]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! ''[the rope sends him into a bag of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! Blblblblblblblblblblblbl... ''[screams as he is sent into a wall]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidwards eyes pop out as he laughs. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass's rear]''}} | {{L|''[Squidwards eyes pop out as he laughs. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass's rear]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ''[we see Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ''[we see Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams and almost lands in Squidward's arms, but before he does, Squidward sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the garbage can]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams and almost lands in Squidward's arms, but before he does, Squidward sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the garbage can]'' Oops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob cries hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You all know I was just kidding… Right?}} | ||
{{L|Martin|Aww, man, poor kid.}} | {{L|Martin|Aww, man, poor kid.}} | ||
{{L|Shubie|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[Everyone looks angry at Squidward and leaves]''}} | {{L|Shubie|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[Everyone looks angry at Squidward and leaves]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}} | {{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}} | ||
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}} | {{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward felt ashamed for himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought. ''[bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple; he knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am... ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick? What are you doing here?}} | {{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward felt ashamed for himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought. ''[bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple; he knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am... ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick? What are you doing here?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Digging.}} | {{L|Patrick|Digging.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}} | {{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}} | ||
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{{L|Tom|April Fools...jerk. ''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}} | {{L|Tom|April Fools...jerk. ''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Tentacles|''[male voice]'' You stink!}} | {{L|Mama Tentacles|''[male voice]'' You stink!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mother? ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Mother? ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}} | ||
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