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{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[eats]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[eats]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' ''[deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' ''[deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st?! ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}}
{{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}}
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{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.}}
{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing behind the counter?}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor; Tom comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor; Tom comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up! ''[starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up! ''[starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]''}}
{{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whooaahh! ''[the rope sends him into a bag of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... ''[screams as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whooaahh! ''[the rope sends him into some bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... ''[screams as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]''}}
{{L|Customers|Oh, no!}}
{{L|Customers|Oh, no!}}
{{L|''[Squidwards eyes pop out as he laughs hysterically. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass' rear]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward's eyes pop out as he laughs hysterically. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass' rear]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoooaa! ''[Cut to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoooaa! ''[Cut to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can]'' Oops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob sobs hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You all know I was just kidding… Right?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can]'' Oops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob sobs hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You guys know I was just kidding… Right?}}
{{L|Wobbles|Aww, man, poor kid.}}
{{L|Wobbles|Aww, man, poor kid.}}
{{L|Shubie|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Shubie|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.  ''[bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple; he knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am... What? ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick? What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh-huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.  ''[bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple; he knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I'm... What? ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
{{L|Patrick|Digging.}}
{{L|Patrick|Digging.}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}}
{{L|Patrick|Hmm, I don't know. ''[takes off the hat]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't know. ''[takes off the hat]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' Where's SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' Where's SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|He's in the house. He's impressed.}}
{{L|Patrick|He's in the house. He's impressed.}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle, but SpongeBob's arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside; Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle, but SpongeBob's arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside; Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I just wanted to say that I'm sorr-yyyy. ''[sticks out tongue while talking]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I just want to say that I'm sorr-yyyy. ''[sticks out tongue while talking]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm trying to say I'm ''[turns into a donkey and starts braying]'' hee-haw-hee-haw!}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm trying to say I'm ''[turns into a donkey and starts braying]'' haw-hee-haw!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?!}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm just trying to say that I'm... ''[voice muffled after his head explodes]'' There's gotta be an easier way to do this. ''[bubble transition to Squidward writing a note; he puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up]'' Well, aren't you going to open it?}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm just trying to say I'm... ''[voice muffled after his head explodes]'' There's gotta be an easier way to do this. ''[bubble transition to Squidward writing a note; he puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up]'' Well, aren't you going to open it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't. I don't have a bottle opener.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't. I don't have a bottle opener.}}
{{L|Squidward|Doh! ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]'' SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can, then puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise; Patrick is flossing his teeth with the cord; Squidward growls and throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form, puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
{{L|Squidward|Doh! ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]'' SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can, then puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise; Patrick is flossing his teeth with the cord; Squidward growls and throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form, puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
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{{L|Tom|''April Fools... jerk.'' ''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}}
{{L|Tom|''April Fools... jerk.'' ''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|''[male voice]'' ''You stink!''}}
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|''[male voice]'' ''You stink!''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mother? ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mother?! ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?}}
{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.}}
{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}

Revision as of 20:13, 21 October 2021