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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, as long as it's not me.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, as long as it's not me.}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when an old lady comes by]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by]''}}
{{L|Miss Shell|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right here, lady! ''[leads her to the utensils]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right here, lady! ''[leads her to the utensils]''}}
{{L|Miss Shell|''[picks up a spoon]'' But this is a spoon.}}
{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' But this is a spoon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away; bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the register; a customer comes up to him]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away; bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the register; Incidental 41 comes up to him]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?}}
{{L|Nat|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Incidental 41|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
{{L|''[Nat turns around; SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face on his back]''}}
{{L|''[Incidental 41 turns around; SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face on his back]''}}
{{L|Nat|Well, I didn't see anything. ''[notices that SpongeBob is gone]'' Hey, where'd that other guy go?}}
{{L|Incidental 41|Well, I didn't see anything. ''[notices that SpongeBob is gone]'' Hey, where'd that other guy go?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob turns around]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob turns around]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! I'm right here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! I'm right here!}}
{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.}}
{{L|Incidental 41|''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor; Tom comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor; Incidental 6 comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|Incidental 6|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
{{L|Tom|Thanks. ''[he takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before Tom turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah...}}
{{L|Incidental 6|Thanks. ''[he takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Incidental 6 looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before Incidental 6 turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Incidental 6 takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Incidental 6 turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Incidental 6 finishes his drink]'' Ah...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously]'' April Fools! ''[Tom grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously]'' April Fools! ''[Incidental 6 grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}}
{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}}
{{L|Incidental 6|What did you do to my drink?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|Tom|You what?!}}
{{L|Incidental 6|You what?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
{{L|Incidental 6|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoes untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoes untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a ''real'' prank is all about! ''[bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a ''real'' prank is all about! ''[bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Whoooaa! ''[Cut to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoooaa! ''[Cut to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can]'' Oops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob sobs hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You guys know I was just kidding… Right?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can]'' Oops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob sobs hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You guys know I was just kidding… Right?}}
{{L|Wobbles|Aww, man, poor kid.}}
{{L|Incidental 37B|Aww, man, poor kid.}}
{{L|Shubie|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Incidental 45|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Olive green fish|April Fools... jerk. ''[All the customers storm out the door in disgust as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}  
{{L|Incidental 71|April Fools... jerk. ''[All the customers storm out the door in disgust as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams the door in his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams the door in his face]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[Starts to walk away, when an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[Starts to walk away, when an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''Must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.'' ''[Squidward nervously continues walking and runs into a ghost image of a guy at the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''Must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.'' ''[Squidward nervously continues walking and runs into a ghost image of Incidental 6 (repeating Incidental 71's line from earlier)]''}}
{{L|Tom|''April Fools... jerk.'' ''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}}
{{L|Incidental 6|''April Fools... jerk.'' ''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|''[male voice]'' ''You stink!''}}
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|''[male voice]'' ''You stink!''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mother?! ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mother?! ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}

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