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{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes away Gary's bowl]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells. ''[SpongeBob puts salt in the shells, and Gary starts crying]'' April Fools! ''[takes off the outfit and puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes away Gary's bowl]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells. ''[SpongeBob puts salt in the shells, and Gary starts crying]'' April Fools! ''[takes off the outfit and puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[eats]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[eats]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' ''[deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' ''[deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
{{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Squidward! ''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Squidward! ''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise.}}
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks. I'm going to show him what a ''real'' prank is all about. ''[bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks. I'm going to show him what a ''real'' prank is all about. ''[bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up! ''[starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up. ''[starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]''}}
{{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whooaahh! ''[the rope sends him into some bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... ''[screams as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whooaahh! ''[the rope sends him into some bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... ''[screams as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]''}}
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{{L|Incidental 45|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Incidental 45|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Incidental 71|April Fools... jerk. ''[All the customers storm out the door in disgust as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}  
{{L|Incidental 71|April Fools... jerk. ''[All the customers storm out the door in disgust as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go.}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh-huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.  ''[bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple; he knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I'm... What? ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh-huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.  ''[bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple; he knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I'm... What? ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Yes, yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?}}
{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.}}
{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, yes, whatever. But you have to promise not to tell anybody.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}

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