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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[The episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing]''}}
{{L|''[The episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wake up, Gary.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wake up, Gary!}}
{{L|Gary|''[wakes up]'' Meow?}}
{{L|Gary|''[wakes up]'' Meow?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're moving today!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're moving today!}}
{{L|Gary|''[quizzically]'' Meow?}}
{{L|Gary|''[quizzically]'' Meow?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]'' peasants!}}
{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes Gary's bowl away]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells. ''[SpongeBob seasons the shells with salt, Gary starts crying, SpongeBob takes off his special peasant outfit]'' April Fools! ''[puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes away Gary's bowl]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells. ''[SpongeBob puts salt in the shells, and Gary starts crying]'' April Fools! ''[takes off the outfit and puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[opens the fridge and takes a big glass of lemonade out of it]'' ''[speaks in deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' ''[deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me. ''[laughs obnoxiously, leaves his home and goes to work. Squidward sees him walking next to his house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st?! ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April 1 (or April Fools Day). He panics]'' April 1st?! ''[yells]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[comes to the phone with a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Squidward|I caught sight of the calendar.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[holds up his calendar]'' I caught sight of the calendar.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. ''[the water from Squidward's heating pad starts to leak]'' He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month!}}
{{L|''[Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab with an artist uniform on]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs giggle together. Squidward comes to the Krusty Krab office with an artist uniform on]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh]'' What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}}
{{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[Walks towards SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, who are still laughing. The paint brush falls off from Squidward's mouth]'' What? What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh more]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs try to hold back their laughter]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You just missed him.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You just missed him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you... ''[He and Mr. Krabs are still trying not to laugh]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Tell me what?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[grabs SpongeBob, says desperately]'' Tell me what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you... April Fools.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you... April Fools.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[lays his hat on the table]'' Well, it's been nice working here. ''[he walks off]'' Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[lays his hat on the table]'' Well, it's been nice working here. ''[he walks off]'' Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
{{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Squidward! ''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[runs towards Squidward and grabs his legs]'' It was just a ''joke''! No more jokes on you today, I promise.}}
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[Squidward gives him a side eye]'' There are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs, ready to read his magazine sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, as long as it's not me.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes off his beret and puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat]'' Well, as long as it's not me. ''[leaves Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by, looking for a fork]''}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right here, lady! ''[leads her to the utensils]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right ''[leads her to the utensils]'' here, lady!}}
{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' But this is a spoon.}}
{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' Uh.. but this is a spoon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away; bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the register; Nat comes up to him]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools!}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Oh, aw. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away, Squidward sighs; bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the cash register; Nat Peterson comes up to him. SpongeBob takes the microphone and speaks to it in a slightly unique way]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I help you?}}
{{L|Nat|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Nat|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
{{L|''[Nat turns around; SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face on his back]''}}
{{L|''[Nat turns around; SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face drawn on his back]''}}
{{L|Nat|Well, I didn't see anything. ''[notices that SpongeBob is gone]'' Hey, where'd that other guy go?}}
{{L|Nat|Well, I didn't see anything. ''[notices that SpongeBob is gone]'' Hey, where'd that other guy go?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob turns around]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' April Fools! I'm right here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! I'm right here!}}
{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey! That was pretty good.}}
{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
{{L|Squidward|'''[angrily]'' What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor; Tom comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor with a white cloth; Tom Smith comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me. ''[the next shot is from SpongeBob's perspective]'' Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
{{L|Tom|Thanks. ''[he takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before Tom turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah...}}
{{L|Tom|Thanks. ''[he takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously]'' April Fools! ''[Tom grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously with his legs streched out, points at Tom]'' April Fools! ''[Tom gets triggered and grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}}
{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}}
{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles, tries to say "do"]''}}
{{L|Tom|You what?!}}
{{L|Tom|You '''what'''?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink and I only put in one! ''[a bass string is played in the background, SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}

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