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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[The episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing]''}}
{{L|''[The episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wake up, Gary!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wake up, Gary!}}
{{L|Gary|''[wakes up]'' Meow?}}
{{L|Gary|''[wakes up]'' Meow?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]'' peasants!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]'' peasants!}}
{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes Gary's bowl away]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells. ''[SpongeBob seasons the shells with salt, Gary starts crying, SpongeBob takes off his special peasant outfit]'' April Fools! ''[puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes Gary's bowl away]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob seasons the shells with salt as Gary starts crying. SpongeBob then takes off his special peasant outfit.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[opens the fridge and takes a big glass of lemonade out of it]'' ''[speaks in deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[opens the fridge and takes a big glass of lemonade out of it]'' ''[speaks in deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me. ''[laughs obnoxiously, leaves his home and goes to work. Squidward sees him walking next to his house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me.}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April 1 (or April Fools Day). He panics]'' April 1st?! ''[yells]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[comes to the phone with a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously, leaves his home and goes to work. Squidward sees him walking next to his house.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April 1 (or April Fools Day), panics]'' April 1st?! ''[yells]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[comes to the phone with a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[holds up his calendar]'' I caught sight of the calendar.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[holds up his calendar]'' I caught sight of the calendar.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. ''[the water from Squidward's heating pad starts to leak]'' He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. ''[the water from Squidward's heating pad starts to leak]'' He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs giggle together. Squidward comes to the Krusty Krab office with an artist uniform on]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs giggle together. Squidward comes to the Krusty Krab office with an artist uniform on.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[Walks towards SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, who are still laughing. The paint brush falls off from Squidward's mouth]'' What? What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}}
{{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[Walks towards SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, who are still laughing. The paint brush falls off from Squidward's mouth]'' What? What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs try to hold back their laughter]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs try to hold back their laughter.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You just missed him!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You just missed him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you... ''[He and Mr. Krabs are still trying not to laugh]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you... ''[he and Mr. Krabs are still trying not to laugh]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[grabs SpongeBob, says desperately]'' Tell me what?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[grabs SpongeBob, says desperately]'' Tell me what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you... April Fools.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you... April Fools.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[runs towards Squidward and grabs his legs]'' It was just a ''joke''! No more jokes on you today, I promise.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[runs towards Squidward and grabs his legs]'' It was just a ''joke''! No more jokes on you today, I promise.}}
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[Squidward gives him a side eye]'' There are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[Squidward gives him a side eye]'' There's lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs, ready to read his magazine sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs, ready to read his magazine sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes off his beret and puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat]'' Well, as long as it's not me. ''[leaves Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes off his beret and puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat]'' Well, as long as it's not me. ''[leaves Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by, looking for a fork]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by, looking for a fork.]''}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right ''[leads her to the utensils]'' here, lady!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right ''[leads her to the utensils]'' here, lady!}}
{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' Uh.. but this is a spoon.}}
{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' Uh.. but this is a ''spoon''.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools!}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Oh, aw. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Oh, aw. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away, Squidward sighs; bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the cash register; Nat Peterson comes up to him. SpongeBob takes the microphone and speaks to it in a slightly unique way]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I help you?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs as Squidward stares at him. SpongeBob runs away as Squidward sighs. Cut to SpongeBob behind the cash register. Nat Peterson comes up to him. SpongeBob takes the microphone and speaks to it in a slightly unique way.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I help you?}}
{{L|Nat|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Nat|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|'''[angrily]'' What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
{{L|Squidward|'''[angrily]'' What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor with a white cloth; Tom Smith comes by with a cup of soda]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor with a white cloth; Tom Smith comes by with a cup of soda.]''}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me. ''[the next shot is from SpongeBob's perspective]'' Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|Tom|Excuse me. ''[the next shot is from SpongeBob's perspective]'' Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
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{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}}
{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles, tries to say "do"]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles, tries to say "do"]''}}
{{L|Tom|You what?!}}
{{L|Tom|'''''You what?!'''''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink and I only put in one! ''[a bass string is played in the background, SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink and I only put in '''one'''! ''[a bass string is played in the background, SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone; everyone hears it; in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}

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