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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs, ready to read his magazine sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs, ready to read his magazine sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes off his beret and puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat]'' Well, as long as it's not me. ''[leaves Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[takes off his beret and puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat]'' Well, as long as it's not me. ''[leaves Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Ms shell comes by, looking for a fork.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by, looking for a fork.]''}}
{{L|Ms. shell|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right ''[leads her to the utensils]'' here, lady!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right ''[leads her to the utensils]'' here, lady!}}
{{L|Ms shell |''[picks up a spoon]'' Uh.. but this is a ''spoon''.}}
{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' Uh.. but this is a ''spoon''.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools!}}
{{L|Ms shell |Oh, aw. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|Incidental 93|Oh, aw. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs as Squidward stares at him. SpongeBob runs away as Squidward sighs. Cut to SpongeBob behind the cash register. Nat Peterson comes up to him. SpongeBob takes the microphone and speaks to it in a slightly unique way.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs as Squidward stares at him. SpongeBob runs away as Squidward sighs. Cut to SpongeBob behind the cash register. Nat Peterson comes up to him. SpongeBob takes the microphone and speaks to it in a slightly unique way.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I help you?}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob. ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can. Squidward ducks]'' Oops! ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can, looking all dirty and upset]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob squeals sadly and runs out of the Krusty Krab sobbing]'' SpongeBob? I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon! You guys know I was just kidding? Right?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob. ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can. Squidward ducks]'' Oops! ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can, looking all dirty and upset]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob squeals sadly and runs out of the Krusty Krab sobbing]'' SpongeBob? I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon! You guys know I was just kidding? Right?}}
{{L|''[The customers look concerned and sympathetic after what happened to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|''[The customers look concerned and sympathetic after what happened to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Martin wobbles |Aww, man.. poor kid.}}
{{L|Wobbles|Aww, man.. poor kid.}}
{{L|Shubie|That guy has ''definitely'' got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Shubie|That guy has ''definitely'' got some issues to work out. ''[The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Walt|April Fools... jerk. ''[All the customers storm out the door in disgust and disappointment as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}  
{{L|Incidental 71|April Fools... jerk. ''[All the customers storm out the door in disgust and disappointment as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Pilate willy|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, wait, it was a '''joke'''! Uh-huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made for the last few minutes and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Oh. Huh-oh. Why is it whenever ''I'm'' having fun, it's '''wrong'''? I didn't mean to make him cry... I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor— ''[struggles to finish saying the word "sorry", makes silly face and sticks his tongue out]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[his throat goes haywire]'' —gi-ah! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, wait, it was a '''joke'''! Uh-huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made for the last few minutes and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Oh. Huh-oh. Why is it whenever ''I'm'' having fun, it's '''wrong'''? I didn't mean to make him cry... I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor— ''[struggles to finish saying the word "sorry", makes silly face and sticks his tongue out]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[his throat goes haywire]'' —gi-ah! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's home. He clears his throat]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's home. He clears his throat]''}}

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