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French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}}
 
{{L|Artist|Hmm...ah! ''[draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea]'' My pencil! What?}}
Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What?
{{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always being a spare pencil.}}
 
{{L|Artist|No! ''[cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]''}}
French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always being a spare pencil.
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok. Ready, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|One...}}
Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles)
{{L|Patrick|Two...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Three!}}
SpongeBob: Ok. Ready, Patrick?
{{L|SpongeBob|Scissors beats paper, Patrick! ''[laughs]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|One...}}
SpongeBob: One...
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|two...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? ''[suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream]''}}
Patrick: Two...
{{L|Patrick|What is that thing SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It looks like a giant pencil.}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
{{L|Patrick|Go touch it.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob touches the pencil]''}}
SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! (laughs)
{{L|SpongeBob|It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Whatcha drawin'?}}
SpongeBob: One...
{{L|SpongeBob|Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Psh, artists.}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: two...
{{L|SpongeBob|It's a jellyfish.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.}}
SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream)
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh, everybody's a critic.}}
 
{{L|''[The drawing comes to life]''}}
Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!}}
SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
{{L|Patrick|No, I mean it's swimming away!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you know what this means, Patrick?}}
Patrick: Go touch it.
{{L|Patrick|Your art can never hang in a museum.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It means we found a magic pencil!}}
(SpongeBob touches the pencil)
{{L|Patrick|Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws mustache on Patrick]''}}
SpongeBob: It ''is'' a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
{{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away]'' Easy come, easy go!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...''[the mustache goes on his head]'' hair!}}
Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
{{L|Patrick|My turn!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.}}
SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
{{L|Patrick|Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!}}
Patrick: Psh, artists.
{{L|Patrick|It's Squidward, silly!}}
 
{{L|''[The badly drawn Squidward comes to life]''}}
SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
{{L|SpongeBob|It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|You're right, SpongeBob.}}
Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
{{L|SpongeBob|We can't let it go into town! ''[Patrick erases it]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Poor Squidward.}}
SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. ''[he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string]'' ''[laughing]'' This is gonna be classic!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[dressed up]'' I think I fancy a stroll around the park.}}
(The drawing comes to life)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[doorbell rings]'' Oh, Squidward!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! ''[SpongeBob pulls the string]'' Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! ''[it floats away]'' SpongeBob!}}
Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. ''[Draws a tie]'' Ready for action! ''[Laughing]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}}
SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
{{L|SpongeBob|He's knocking on the door.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward's answering the door and...}}
Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
{{L|''[DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|He's beating up Squidward!}}
SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
{{L|SpongeBob|DoodleBoy, stop! ''[he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|He's got the pencil.}}
Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
{{L|SpongeBob|What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.}}
SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, let's go! ''[Patrick hides in a bush]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I'm not going in there ''[SpongeBob also hides]''}}
Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... ''[DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}}
SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick)
{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}}
Patrick: Life is good! (the mustache floats away) Easy come, easy go!
{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. ''[a wrench falls and hits Patrick]''}}
Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the mustache goes on his head) hair!
{{L|DoodleBob|NEOFINEYIN!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean, Patrick?}}
Patrick: My turn!
{{L|Patrick|Where's the leak, ma'am? ''[DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}}
SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
{{L|Patrick|Finland!}}
 
{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' ''[more nonsense]''}}
Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
{{L|SpongeBob|There he is.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!}}
SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh hem.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.}}
Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
{{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?}}
(The badly drawn Squidward comes to life)
{{L|''[DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind]''}}
 
{{L|''[DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]''}}
SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Do something! ''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday! Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}}
Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}}
 
{{L|DoodleBob|''[jibberish]''}}
SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! (Patrick erases it)
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}}
 
{{L|DoodleBob|''[repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob hits a rock]''}}
Patrick: Poor Squidward.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy, it's just a drawing.}}
SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic!
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Done and done.}}
Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
{{L|''[DoodleBob's arm is still alive]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.}}
SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Goodnight, magic pencil. ''[Falls asleep]''}}
Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob!
{{L|''[DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha!''[Doodlebob pop up in his bed]'' Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? ''[DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?}}
SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. (Draws a tie) Ready for action! (Laughing)
{{L|DoodleBob|You doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[DoodleBob erases part of SpongeBob's house, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[Erases his butt]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face]'' Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. ''[the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face]'' Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides]'' You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. ''[it falls out the window and hits Squidward]''}}
Patrick: He's going to the door.
{{L|Squidward|Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Or maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts getting him as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor]'' Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles]''}}
SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
{{L|''[the next day]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}}
SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|It's the evil doodle!}}
(DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground)
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|So...he's a drawing?}}
Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|He still looks kind of creepy.}}
SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil)
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]''}}
Patrick: He's got the pencil.
{{L|French Narrator|We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.}}
 
{{L|Artist|Huh? What's this? My pencil! ''[he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]''}}
SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
{{L|French Narrator|The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}}
 
{{L|Artist|No!}}
Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
 
SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
 
Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides)
 
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.)
 
Patrick: What just happened?
 
DoodleBob: (nonsense)
 
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
 
Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
 
SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick)
 
DoodleBob: NEOFINEYIN!
 
SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?
 
Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? (DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.)
 
SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
 
Patrick: Finland!
 
DoodleBob: (nonsense) (more nonsense)
 
SpongeBob: There he is.
 
Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
 
SpongeBob: Eh hem.
 
Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
 
SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
 
Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
 
(DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind)
 
(DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob)
 
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob)
 
Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome.
 
SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
 
DoodleBob: (jibberish)
 
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
 
DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob hits a rock)
 
SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
 
Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
 
SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
 
Patrick: Done and done.
 
(DoodleBob's arm is still alive)
 
SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
 
Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.
 
SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep)
 
(DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil)
 
SpongeBob: Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha!(Doodlebob pop up in his bed) Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle?
 
DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (DoodleBob erases part of SpongeBob's house, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt)
 
SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.)
 
Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
 
SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
 
(the next day)
 
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
 
SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
 
Patrick: It's the evil doodle!
 
SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
 
Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
 
SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
 
Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.
 
SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
 
Patrick: Ready! (SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface)
 
French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
 
Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks)
 
French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
 
Artist: No!
 
FIN!
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