Frankendoodle/transcript

"Frankendoodle" is the 6th episode from Season 2 of the TV series Spongebob Squarepants.Template:BTranscript

How It Should have gone

French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck. Artist: Hmm...ah! [draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea] My pencil! What? French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil. Artist: I LOST MY PENCIL! NOHOHO! (with loudly sound) [cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles] SpongeBob: Ok. Ready, Patrick? SpongeBob: One... Patrick: Two... SpongeBob and Patrick: Three! SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! [laughs] SpongeBob: One... SpongeBob and Patrick: two...

SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? [the pencil drops and the two scream] Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob? SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil. Patrick: Go touch it. [SpongeBob touches the pencil] SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it. Patrick: Whatcha drawin'? SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck! Patrick: Psh, artists. SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish. Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired. SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic. [The drawing comes to life] Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life! SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic! Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away! SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick? Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum. SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil! Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true. SpongeBob: [laughs] Coming right up! [draws mustache on Patrick] Patrick: Life is good! [the mustache floats away] Easy come, easy go! Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...[the mustache goes on his head] hair! Patrick: My turn! SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such. Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon. SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish! Patrick: It's Squidward, silly! [The badly drawn Squidward comes to life] SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves. Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! [Patrick erases it] Patrick: Poor Squidward. SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. [he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string] [laughing] This is gonna be classic! Squidward: [dressed up] I think I fancy a stroll around the park. SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Oh, Squidward! Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! [SpongeBob pulls the string] Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! [it floats away] SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. [Draws a tie] Ready for action! [Laughing] Patrick: He's going to the door. SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door. SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and... [DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground] Patrick: He's beating up Squidward! SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! [he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob is out of control, he steals the magic pencil and then runs away with it] Patrick: He's got the pencil. SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be? Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! [Patrick hides in a bush] Patrick: I'm not going in there [SpongeBob also hides] SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... [DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it] Patrick: What just happened? DoodleBob: [blows rasberry] SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up! Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [a wrench falls and hits Patrick] DoodleBob: Nyah, nyah! SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick? Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? [DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears] SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick? Patrick: Finland! DoodleBob: [nonsense] [more nonsense] SpongeBob: There he is. Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! SpongeBob: Eh hem. Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh. SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him! Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday? [DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind] [DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob] SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! [DoodleBob throws SpongeBob] Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. [DoodleBob bashes it on his head] You're welcome. SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words? DoodleBob: [jibberish] SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that? DoodleBob: BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! [DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock] SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. [begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion] Take that and this and this and that and this that this that...THERE!THE EVIL RIEGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED! Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing. SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick? Patrick: Done and done. [When SpongeBob and Patrick go home, it is soon revealed that one of DoodleBob's arms is still alive] SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince. Gary: [with a crown on] Meow. SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. [Falls asleep] [DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself] SpongeBob: [He wakes up] Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! [Doodlebob pop up in his bed] Aah, DoodleBob! [slightly chuckles] No hard feelings, right? [DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face] AAAHHHH! What do you think you're doing, doodle? DoodleBob: You erased me,and now, I'll erase ! [DoodleBob erases part of SpongeBob's house, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt] What? [Erases his butt] SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? [DoodleBob erases his nose] I nose. [DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now] Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. [When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back] Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides] You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. [the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward] Squidward: [offscreen] Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that! SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. [DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off] Huh? [SpongeBob looks in a book] Paper! [DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand] Page for Mr. Doodle! [Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles] [The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin] Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus? SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick. Patrick: [Gasp!] It's the evil doodle! SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. Patrick: So...he's a drawing? SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is? Patrick: [He looks at the photo of SpongeBob] He still looks kind of creepy. SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick? Patrick: Ready! [SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface] French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump. Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! [he draws a line, but the pencil breaks] French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.

• Artist: OH, C'MON!