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| "Frankendoodle" is the 6th episode from Season 2 of the TV series Spongebob Squarepants.{{BTranscript
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| |prev = Welcome to the Chum Bucket | | |prev = Welcome to the Chum Bucket |
| |title = Frankendoodle | | |title = Frankendoodle |
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| {{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}} | | {{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}} |
| {{L|Artist|Hmm...ah! ''[draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea]'' My pencil! What?}} | | {{L|Artist|Hmm...ah! ''[draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea]'' My pencil! What?}} |
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| {{L|SpongeBob|One...}} | | {{L|SpongeBob|One...}} |
| {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|two...}} | | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|two...}} |
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| {{L|SpongeBob|three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? ''[the pencil drops and the two scream]''}} | | {{L|SpongeBob|three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? ''[the pencil drops and the two scream]''}} |
| {{L|Patrick|What is that thing SpongeBob?}} | | {{L|Patrick|What is that thing SpongeBob?}} |
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| {{L|French Narrator|The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}} | | {{L|French Narrator|The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}} |
| {{L|Artist|'''NOOOOO!!!'''}} | | {{L|Artist|'''NOOOOO!!!'''}} |
| ==How It Should have gone==
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| *French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
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| * Artist: Hmm...ah! [draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea] My pencil! What?
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| * French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
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| * Artist: I LOST MY PENCIL! NOHOHO! (with loudly sound) [cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]
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| * SpongeBob: Ok. Ready, Patrick?
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| * SpongeBob: One...
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| * Patrick: Two...
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| * SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
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| * SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! [laughs]
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| * SpongeBob: One...
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| * SpongeBob and Patrick: two...
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| * SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? [the pencil drops and the two scream]
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| * Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
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| * SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
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| * Patrick: Go touch it.
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| * [SpongeBob touches the pencil]
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| * SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
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| * Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
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| * SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
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| * Patrick: Psh, artists.
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| * SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
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| * Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
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| * SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
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| * [The drawing comes to life]
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| * Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
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| * SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
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| * Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
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| * SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
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| * Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
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| * SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
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| * Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
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| * SpongeBob: [laughs] Coming right up! [draws mustache on Patrick]
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| * Patrick: Life is good! [the mustache floats away] Easy come, easy go!
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| * Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...[the mustache goes on his head] hair!
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| * Patrick: My turn!
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| * SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
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| * Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
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| * SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
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| * Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
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| * [The badly drawn Squidward comes to life]
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| * SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
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| * Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
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| * SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! [Patrick erases it]
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| * Patrick: Poor Squidward.
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| * SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. [he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string] [laughing] This is gonna be classic!
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| * Squidward: [dressed up] I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
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| * SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Oh, Squidward!
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| * Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! [SpongeBob pulls the string] Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! [it floats away] SpongeBob!
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| * SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. [Draws a tie] Ready for action! [Laughing]
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| * Patrick: He's going to the door.
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| * SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
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| * SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
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| * [DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground]
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| * Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
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| * SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! [he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob is out of control, he steals the magic pencil and then runs away with it]
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| * Patrick: He's got the pencil.
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| * SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
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| * Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
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| * SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! [Patrick hides in a bush]
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| * Patrick: I'm not going in there [SpongeBob also hides]
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| * SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... [DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]
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| * Patrick: What just happened?
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| * DoodleBob: [blows rasberry]
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| * SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
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| * Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
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| * SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [a wrench falls and hits Patrick]
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| * DoodleBob: Nyah, nyah!
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| * SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?
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| * Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? [DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]
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| * SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
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| * Patrick: Finland!
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| * DoodleBob: [nonsense] [more nonsense]
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| * SpongeBob: There he is.
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| * Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
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| * SpongeBob: Eh hem.
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| * Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
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| * SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
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| * Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
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| * [DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind]
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| * [DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]
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| * SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! [DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]
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| * Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. [DoodleBob bashes it on his head] You're welcome.
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| * SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
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| * DoodleBob: [jibberish]
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| * SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
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| * DoodleBob: BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! [DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]
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| * SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. [begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion] Take that and this and this and that and this that this that...THERE!THE EVIL RIEGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED!
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| * Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
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| * SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
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| * Patrick: Done and done.
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| * [When SpongeBob and Patrick go home, it is soon revealed that one of DoodleBob's arms is still alive]
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| * SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
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| * Gary: [with a crown on] Meow.
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| * SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. [Falls asleep]
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| * [DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself]
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| * SpongeBob: [He wakes up] Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! [Doodlebob pop up in his bed] Aah, DoodleBob! [slightly chuckles] No hard feelings, right? [DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face] AAAHHHH! What do you think you're doing, doodle?
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| * DoodleBob: You erased me,and now, I'll erase ! [DoodleBob erases part of SpongeBob's house, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt] What? [Erases his butt]
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| * SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? [DoodleBob erases his nose] I nose. [DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now] Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. [When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back] Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides] You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. [the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]
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| * Squidward: [offscreen] Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
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| * SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. [DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off] Huh? [SpongeBob looks in a book] Paper! [DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand] Page for Mr. Doodle! [Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles]
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| * [The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]
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| * Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
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| * SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
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| * Patrick: [Gasp!] It's the evil doodle!
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| * SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
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| * Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
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| * SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
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| * Patrick: [He looks at the photo of SpongeBob] He still looks kind of creepy.
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| * SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
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| * Patrick: Ready! [SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]
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| * French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
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| * Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! [he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]
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| * French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
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| * Artist: OH, C'MON!
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