Frankendoodle/transcript

• French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
• Artist: Hmm... ah! [draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea] My pencil! What?
• French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
• Artist: Nooo! [with loudly sound. cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]
• SpongeBob: OK. Ready, Patrick? One...
• Patrick: Two...
• Both: Three!
• SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! [laughs] One...
• Both: two...
• SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? [the pencil drops and the two scream]
• Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
• SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
• Patrick: Go touch it.
• [SpongeBob extends his arm and touches the pencil]
• SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! [SpongeBob grabs the pencil] Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
• Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
• SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
• Patrick: Psh, artists.
• SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
• Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
• SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
• [The drawing comes to life]
• Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
• SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
• Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
• SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
• Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
• SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
• Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
• SpongeBob: [laughs] Coming right up! [draws mustache on Patrick]
• Patrick: Life is good! [the mustache floats away] Easy come, easy go!
• Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks... talent... all you need is a full head of... [the mustache goes on his head] hair!
• Patrick: My turn!
• SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
• Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
• SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
• Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
• [The badly drawn Squidward comes to life]
• SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
• Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! [Patrick erases it]
• Patrick: Poor Squidward.
• SpongeBob: Hey! My brain just hatched an idea. [he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string while laughing] This is gonna be classic!
• Squidward: [dressed up] I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
• SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Oh, Squidward!
• Squidward: [opens door] What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! [SpongeBob pulls the string] Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! [it floats away] SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door... it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. [Draws a tie] Ready for action! [Laughing]
• Patrick: He's going to the door.
• SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
• SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
• [DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground]
• Squidward: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
• Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
• SpongeBob: DoodleBob, stop! [he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob is out of control, he steals the magic pencil and then runs away with it]
• Patrick: He's got the pencil.
• SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
• Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
• SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! [Patrick hides in a bush]
• Patrick: I'm not going in there [SpongeBob also hides]
• SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... [DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]
• Patrick: What just happened?
• DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense] Meahoy, memoyay? Meyoyyoy, ladyonmamoy!
• SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
• Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
• SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [a wrench falls and hits Patrick on the head]
• DoodleBob: Neofineyin!
• SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?
• Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? [DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. Patrick's head turns into a bowling pin in surprise] Yurrgh! [Hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" symbol appears. Another "strike" symbol then appears after the bowling ball falls into the hole.]
• SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
• Patrick: Finland!
• DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense and more nonsense] Meyaiovah! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay! [he runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]
• SpongeBob: There he is.
• Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
• SpongeBob: Eh hem.
• Patrick: [blushes] Oh... but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
• SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
• Patrick: Oh, boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
• [DoodleBob breaks through the coral rock wall where SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind.]
• DoodleBob: [nonsense] Bawahh bwah bwah wahh! [DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something!
• Patrick: Happy birthday!
• SpongeBob: [DoodleBob throws SpongeBob.] Arrgh!
• Patrick: [Gives DoodleBob a rock] Here's your present. [DoodleBob bashes it on his head] You're welcome.
• DoodleBob: [nonsense] Dewaaagheaugaaagh! [DoodleBob was about to run for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]
• SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
• DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense fast] Bee ha, bala hala ba ba!
• SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
• DoodleBob: [Slowing gibberish down] Bee ha, bala hala ba ba! [DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]
• SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. [begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion] Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... [screaming] I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!
• Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
• SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
• Patrick: Done and done.
• [When SpongeBob and Patrick go home, it is soon revealed that one of DoodleBob's arms is still alive]
• SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
• Gary: [with a crown on] Meow.
• SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. [Falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. He wakes up] Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? [laughs] [DoodleBob pops up in his bed; SpongeBob screams] DoodleBob! [slightly chuckles] No hard feelings, right? [DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face and jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threatingly] [screams] What do you think you're doing, doodle?!
• DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams and jump out of the ways as DoodleBob erases his pillow then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing SpongeBob, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt] Huh? [Erases his butt]
• SpongeBob: [screams] Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? [DoodleBob erases his nose] I nose. [DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now] Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. [When SpongeBob and DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into two. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back] Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides] You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. [the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]
• Squidward: [offscreen] Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
• SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. [DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as DoodleBob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off] Huh? [SpongeBob looks in a book] Paper! [DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand] Page for Mr. Doodle! [Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles. The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]
• Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
• SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
• Patrick: [Gasp!] It's the evil doodle!
• SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
• Patrick: So... he's a drawing?
• SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
• Patrick: [He looks at the paper with DoodleBob on it] He still looks kind of creepy.
• SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
• Patrick: Ready! [SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]
• French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
• Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! [he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]
• French Narrator: [As the artist starts to cry] The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
• Artist: Nooooo!