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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}} | ||
{{L|Artist|Hmm... ah! ''[ | {{L|Artist|Hmm... ah! ''[kisses his pencil, then draws some more strokes. He hums something, but accidentally throws his pencil into the sea. It sinks in the water until it's out of sight]''}} | ||
{{L|Artist|My pencil! ''[searches for it in the sea]'' What? No, no!}} | {{L|Artist|My pencil! ''[searches for it in the sea]'' What? No, no!}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}} | {{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Go touch it.}} | {{L|Patrick|Go touch it.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob extends his arm and touches the pencil.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob extends his arm and touches the pencil.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It is a giant pencil, Patrick! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|It is a giant pencil, Patrick! ''[grabs the pencil]'' Let's draw some giant pictures with it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Whatcha drawin'?}} | {{L|Patrick|Whatcha drawin'?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|It means we found a magic pencil!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It means we found a magic pencil!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.}} | {{L|Patrick|Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws a mustache on Patrick's face]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away | {{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away; shrugs]'' Easy come, easy go. ''[the mustache heads for Squidward's house]'' }} | ||
{{L|Squidward| ''[looking at himself in the mirror]'' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks... talent... all you need is a full head of... ''[the mustache comes in through the window and rests on his head]'' hair!}} | {{L|Squidward| ''[looking at himself in the mirror]'' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks... talent... all you need is a full head of... ''[the mustache comes in through the window and rests on his head]'' hair!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn!}} | {{L|Patrick|My turn!}} | ||
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{{L|''[The badly drawn Squidward comes to life and grumbles at them.]''}} | {{L|''[The badly drawn Squidward comes to life and grumbles at them.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You're right, SpongeBob. ''[ | {{L|Patrick|You're right, SpongeBob. ''[the badly drawn Squidward starts walking away.]'' }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We can't let it go into town! ''[Patrick erases it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We can't let it go into town! ''[Patrick erases it]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Poor Squidward.}} | {{L|Patrick|Poor Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! My brain just hatched an idea. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! My brain just hatched an idea. ''[draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string while laughing]'' This is gonna be classic!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[dressed up]'' I think I fancy a stroll around the park.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[dressed up]'' I think I fancy a stroll around the park.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[doorbell rings]'' Oh, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[doorbell rings]'' Oh, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[opens door]'' What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! ''[SpongeBob pulls the string, Squidward falls over, and the mustache falls off his head]'' Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! ''[it floats away]'' SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[opens door]'' What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! ''[SpongeBob pulls the string, Squidward falls over, and the mustache falls off his head]'' Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! ''[it floats away]'' SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward goes back inside and slams the door, Patrick and SpongeBob laugh while hopping up and down and suddenly stop]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward goes back inside and slams the door, Patrick and SpongeBob laugh while hopping up and down and suddenly stop]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door... it won't be me! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door... it won't be me! ''[draws a doodle of himself, Patrick laughs. The drawing stands up]'' Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll? All he needs is a tie. ''[draws it]'' Ready for action!}} | ||
{{L|''[The SpongeBob doodle shouts nonsense and he runs over to Squidward's house. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh]''}} | {{L|''[The SpongeBob doodle shouts nonsense and he runs over to Squidward's house. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}} | {{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}} | ||
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{{L|DoodleBob|Neofineyin!}} | {{L|DoodleBob|Neofineyin!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[dizzily]'' Where's the leak, ma'am? ''[DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. Patrick's head turns into a bowling pin in surprise]'' Yurrgh! ''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[dizzily]'' Where's the leak, ma'am? ''[DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. Patrick's head turns into a bowling pin in surprise]'' Yurrgh! ''[DoodleBob hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" symbol appears. Another "strike" symbol then appears after the bowling ball falls into the hole]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Finland!}} | {{L|Patrick|Finland!}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense and more nonsense]'' Meyaiovah! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay! ''[ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense and more nonsense]'' Meyaiovah! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay! ''[runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There he is.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There he is.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! ''[SpongeBob looks down at his own clothes]''}} | {{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! ''[SpongeBob looks down at his own clothes]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahem.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ahem.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[blushes]'' Oh... but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[blushes]'' Oh... but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh-heh.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?}} | ||
{{L|''[DoodleBob breaks through the coral rock wall that SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind.]''}} | {{L|''[DoodleBob breaks through the coral rock wall that SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind.]''}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Bawahh bwah bwah wahh! ''[ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Bawahh bwah bwah wahh! ''[grabs SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Do something!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Do something!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday!}} | {{L|Patrick|Happy birthday!}} | ||
{{L|''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob, who screams and lands with a thud in the distance.]''}} | {{L|''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob, who screams and lands with a thud in the distance.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[gives DoodleBob a rock]'' Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Dewaaagheaugaaagh! ''[ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Dewaaagheaugaaagh! ''[runs for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba!}} | {{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[slowing gibberish down]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba. '' [starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters, then he hits a rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... ''[screams in victory]'' I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy. It's just a drawing.}} | {{L|Patrick|Take it easy. It's just a drawing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[calmly]'' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[calmly]'' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, good night, sweet prince.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, good night, sweet prince.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, magic pencil. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Good night, magic pencil. ''[falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. He wakes up]'' Oh, hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? ''[laughs]'' ''[DoodleBob pops up in his bed; SpongeBob screams]'' DoodleBob! ''[chuckles nervously]'' No hard feelings, right? ''[DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face and jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threateningly]'' ''[screams]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?!}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''You'' Doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams and jumps out of the way as DoodleBob erases his pillow, then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing him downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[ | {{L|DoodleBob|''You'' Doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams and jumps out of the way as DoodleBob erases his pillow, then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing him downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[erases his butt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. ''[When SpongeBob and DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into two. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back]'' Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. ''[When SpongeBob and DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into two. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back]'' Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Or maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as DoodleBob approaches him, he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off]'' Huh? ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Or maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as DoodleBob approaches him, he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off]'' Huh? ''[looks in a book]'' Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, which smiles. The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' It's the evil Doodle!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. ''[blows from a pipe]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|So... he's a drawing?}} | {{L|Patrick|So... he's a drawing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[looks at the paper with DoodleBob on it]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to outside. SpongeBob has just drawn a diving board. The pencil's broken halves have recently been taped together.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to outside. SpongeBob has just drawn a diving board. The pencil's broken halves have recently been taped together.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob drops the pencil into Patrick's mouth. SpongeBob jumps from the diving board and onto Patrick's chest, and the pencil is launched back to the surface. In the real world, the artist from earlier is curled up in a fetal position]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob drops the pencil into Patrick's mouth. SpongeBob jumps from the diving board and onto Patrick's chest, and the pencil is launched back to the surface. In the real world, the artist from earlier is curled up in a fetal position]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.}} | {{L|French Narrator|We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.}} | ||
{{L|Artist|''[the pencil reaches the surface and lands on him]'' Huh? What's this? ''[ | {{L|Artist|''[the pencil reaches the surface and lands on him]'' Huh? What's this? ''[jumps up and holds his pencil in joy]'' My pencil! ''[tries to draw, but unfortunately, the pencil lead breaks]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|''[ | {{L|French Narrator|''[as the artist starts to cry]'' The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}} | ||
{{L|Artist| | {{L|Artist|NOOOOO!}} | ||
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