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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh dear Neptune.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh dear Neptune.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, two, three. ''[Spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?;''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, two, three. ''[Spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?; ''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist]''}} | ||
{{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries more.}} | {{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries more.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying]''}} | ||
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{{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula] | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula]''[Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|''[in | {{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Soon everyone will know of your beauty.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Soon everyone will know of your beauty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in''[sees naked SpongeBob]''...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in ''[sees naked SpongeBob]'' ...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Le Spatula! What in blazes is that?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Le Spatula! What in blazes is that?}} | ||
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{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say krabby patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}} | {{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say krabby patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of | {{L|Le Spatula|Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. ''[Le Spatula punches SpongeBob in the face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. ''[Le Spatula punches SpongeBob in the face]''}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|What's this for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon. ''[spits and runs out]''}} | {{L|Le Spatula|What's this for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon. ''[spits and runs out]''}} | ||
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{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula!! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? ''[cries and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula!! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? ''[cries and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob #2|''[in a monotone voice]'': All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still throwing a fit, spatula wheels itself away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob #2|''[in a monotone voice]'' : All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still throwing a fit, spatula wheels itself away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good-bye, best friend.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good-bye, best friend.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob cries all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob cries all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|One monster krabby patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | {{L|Squidward|One monster krabby patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. ''[SpongeBob arms come off]'' Doh! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. ''[SpongeBob arms come off]'' Doh! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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