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krabby patty is a proper noun.
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{{L|Customer|One Monster Krabby Patty, please.}}
{{L|Customer|One Monster Krabby Patty, please.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster patty.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster patty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' (shaking) Did you say a monster krabby patty?!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, one monster krabby patty.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, one monster Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster krabby patty?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|Customers|Monster krabby patty?!}}
{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster krabby patty?!}}
{{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|''[A set of real hands drops a huge meat pile on the grill]''}}
{{L|''[A set of real hands drops a huge meat pile on the grill]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh dear Neptune.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh dear Neptune.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we better get back to work.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we better get back to work.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without...without Spat?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming Spat!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming Spat!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}}
{{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}}
{{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}}
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}}
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Soon everyone will know of your beauty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Soon everyone will know of your beauty.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in ''[sees naked SpongeBob]'' ...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in ''[sees naked SpongeBob]'' ...ooh... don't you have any shame, boy?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Le Spatula! What in blazes is that?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Le Spatula! What in blazes is that?}}
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{{L|Squidward|Can it make me famous?}}
{{L|Squidward|Can it make me famous?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything you want and more. ''[pushes a button and the spatula spins]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything you want and more. ''[pushes a button and the spatula spins]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, that sounds excitin. Let me have a go at it. ''[Reaches for Le Spatula]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it. ''[Reaches for Le Spatula]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Holds Le Spatula away from Mr. Krabs's reach]'' Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Holds Le Spatula away from Mr. Krabs' reach]'' Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Are you going against your commanding officer?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Are you going against your commanding officer?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make krabby patties twice as fast.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make Krabby Patties twice as fast.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... ''[pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... ''[pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear]''}}
{{L|Le Spatula|''[says mechanically]'' Le Spatula 3000 at your service!}}
{{L|Le Spatula|''[says mechanically]'' Le Spatula 3000 at your service!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show em buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's ok. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitMr. Krabs:chen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show em buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}}
{{L|Customer #3|Uhh, can I get one krabby patty, please?}}
{{L|Customer #3|Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one krabby patty.}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One krabby patty, coming up lickity split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}}
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say krabby patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}}
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}}
{{L|Le Spatula|Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}}
{{L|Le Spatula|Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Youre right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Youre right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. ''[starts to cry; scene cuts to the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. ''[starts to cry; scene cuts to the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Spatula?? It can't be true. It's too late!! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Spatula?? It can't be true. It's too late! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this...}}
{{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. Hes gone! ''[sobs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. Hes gone! ''[sobs]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}}
{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}}
{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula!! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? ''[begins crying and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? ''[begins crying and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' : All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying, spatula wheels itself away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' : All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying, spatula wheels itself away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good-bye, best friend.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good-bye, best friend.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him, again which means the Krusty Krab is out of business. ''[notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him, again which means the Krusty Krab is out of business. ''[notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}}
{{L|Squidward|One monster krabby patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}}
{{L|Squidward|One monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. ''[SpongeBob arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. ''[SpongeBob arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}}
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