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{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist]''}} | ||
{{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}} | {{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we better get back to work.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we better get back to work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with spatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and playing pirates with spatula]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with spatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and playing pirates with spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor| | {{L|Doctor|There’s no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Go home. Get some rest. | {{L|Doctor|Go home. Get some rest. We’ll try to do everything we can.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor | {{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor who’s searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | {{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very very expensive.}} | {{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry.}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may... hold it.}} | {{L|Employee|Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may... hold it.}} | ||
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{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sells his house]'' That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sells his house]'' That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[Looks at SpongeBob clothes]'' Nice outfit | {{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[Looks at SpongeBob clothes]'' Nice outfit.}} | ||
{{L|''[scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street nude where everyone is looking at him in shock]''}} | {{L|''[scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street nude where everyone is looking at him in shock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin? ''[walks into the Krusty Krab, passes Squidward]'' Ooh, breezy today.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin? ''[walks into the Krusty Krab, passes Squidward]'' Ooh, breezy today.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What’s all the lallygagging about?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[still laughing]'' Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[still laughing]'' Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in ''[sees naked SpongeBob]'' ...ooh... don't you have any shame, boy?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in ''[sees naked SpongeBob]'' ...ooh... don't you have any shame, boy?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Le | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Le Spatular! What in blazes is that?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. ''[Le Spatula glows]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. ''[Le Spatula glows]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what can it do?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what can it do?}} | ||
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{{L|Le Spatula|''[says mechanically]'' Le Spatula 3000 at your service!}} | {{L|Le Spatula|''[says mechanically]'' Le Spatula 3000 at your service!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Martin|Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}} | {{L|Martin|Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr Krabs|Well how are you gonna make Krabby Patties WITHOUT A | {{L|Mr Krabs|Well, how are you gonna make Krabby Patties WITHOUT A SPATULAR?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.}} | ||
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