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{{DISPLAYTITLE: All That Glitters}}
{{EpisodeTr/72a}}
{{EpisodeTr/72a}}
{{L|Customer|1 Monster Krabby Patty, please.}}
{{L|Customer|One Monster Krabby Patty, please.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, 1 monster patty.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster patty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, 1 monster Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, one monster Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}}
{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh dear Neptune.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh dear Neptune.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of 3, we flip. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[Attempts to flip; spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, two, three. ''[Attempts to flip; spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist]''}}
{{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}}
{{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''1'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming Spat!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming Spat!}}
{{L|''[scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed]''}}
{{L|''[scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}}
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}}
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by 1 of the employees]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OW!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OW!}}
{{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive.}}
{{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}}
{{L|Martin|Uhh, can I get 1 Krabby Patty, please?}}
{{L|Martin|Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need 1 Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' 1 Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}}
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}}
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr Krabs|Well, how are you gonna make Krabby Patties WITHOUT A SPATULAR?!}}
{{L|Mr Krabs|Well, how are you gonna make Krabby Patties WITHOUT A SPATULAR?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I had a spatula once. A real spatula. 1 that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}}
{{L|Squidward|1 monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}}
{{L|Squidward|One monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}}

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